cisco djidd's definitions

bloggadocio

excessive boasting on one's blog about sexual exploits, financial coups, out-badassing and/or snooty smart brainiac triumphs.

I stopped reading when he got to the pussy magnet shit...
just more bloggadocio.

by cisco djidd June 19, 2009

saneari

a journey to the local bodega for Camels.

Dimitri woke, coughed up a lung, then went to the corner on saneari.

by cisco djidd November 9, 2009

titodler

1. a follower of Marshal Tito

2. a follower of Tito Jackson

3. someone who abstains from drinking tea

"What were Joe and his wife thinking when they named Tito?"

"I heard he was pissed at some Chetnicks in G.I. He's a total titodler!"

by cisco djidd July 1, 2009

tall carmelite

1. a tonsured monk of some stature

2. an order at Starbucks

She: "I'll have a tall carmelite."
He: " Heavenly Father, my vows!"

by cisco djidd July 11, 2009

fishclosure

Sealing a large fish in the wall of a house about to be surrendered to the bank.

"Hey, that coho fit nicely between the studs. While the paint dries why don't you come by and celebrate my fishclosure"

by cisco djidd September 30, 2009

mailer-daemon

A cyber-fiend who hijacks your e-mail transmissions for horrific ends and instantly declares your message a failure.

"...that I may have your hand in matrimony." SEND

MAILER-DAEMON: < message failure>

" O scowl of night!"

by cisco djidd June 28, 2009

buck and a half

a 150 year criminal sentence

by extention from: a nickle= 5 years

a dime= 10 years

" Jeeze, that judge gave Bernie a buck and a half"

" Yea, he won't make 15 weeks in the general pop"

by cisco djidd July 1, 2009