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townie shit eating scum

A person or persons that generally, SUCK, idiots that think they're gonna make it in life by walking round threatening to stab people and 'beat people up', and they're generally as weak as shit!!
"hey look, some townie shit eating scum"
"townie shit eating scum tried to beat me up yesterday, but failed miserably as usual"
by Charlie February 20, 2004
mugGet the townie shit eating scummug.

madon

n. genius, a truely gifted person
He is such a madon. This boy was born to be a madon.
by Charlie May 13, 2005
mugGet the madonmug.

Chet

a jock who says he get action but gets nuthing
by charlie November 30, 2003
mugGet the Chetmug.

violin

The most difficult instrument to master (not play, but master), with challenging left-right hand coordination. It has a pleasent sound with four strings tuned in fifths. Violinists are generally smart people or slackers like Charlie.
Charlie is the assistant concertmaster for his school orchestra and has only being playing for five years.
Charlie is so fucking good at the violin. Did you hear him play Symphonie Espagnole flawlessly?
Lumi is a better violinist than Charlie will ever be.
by Charlie May 13, 2005
mugGet the violinmug.

opeth

a progresive dark rock band that rule and i love them they rock in every way
opeth rock
by charlie March 21, 2004
mugGet the opethmug.

chomp a cheesy taco

so, you're having sex. and you're obviously with a woman. come on- like you didn't know what a taco was. so it's a little "cheesy" so to say, from all the "action" going on. so if you perform oral sex, you're chomping a cheesy taco. i mean, whether it's cheddar or american, it's all the same.
Brigitte loves to chomp cheesy tacos in the locker room after school.
by Charlie December 30, 2003
mugGet the chomp a cheesy tacomug.

flogging the dolphin

Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.
after i had dinner with my "you're just a friend" Cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.
by charlie July 16, 2003
mugGet the flogging the dolphinmug.

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