charlie's definitions

Baby Duck

Tina Aiken's catch pharse in the massively popular CMS films!

Baby ducks, I just can't know why! I need some JB!

by Charlie January 12, 2005

Bizzat

A person who thinks that they are a hippie although the sixties are way over and gone. They listen strictly to jam bands; dress and act the part, but drive a nice SUV and throw all expenses on Dad's credit card; takes lots of drugs because it us cool.

That bizzat used to go to my high school and he always wore Matchbox 20 t-shirts.

by charlie September 25, 2003

get on the horn

It's getting the horn on , ie, an erection. Certainly I heard and used this phrase in the around 1960 - common UK working class phrase.

"I've got the horn." "She gives me the horn." "She gives me a horn on." (horn-on?)

by Charlie June 11, 2004

Viola

An instrument played by people who aren't any good at the violin and never will be.

There's a lot more violin concerti than Viola concerti because Violas aren't as good as violins.

by Charlie March 26, 2005

bj

Something that happens on the back of the bus when A guy and a girl sit next to each other. The bus driver rarely sees the chickenhead's face.

Also called Third Base

Alison gave me my first BJ after I told her she had huge tits.

by Charlie March 24, 2005

anal tornado

when ever a girl "farts". because girls dont pass gas, so there must be a tornado in there ass when it sounds like they do.

WEATHER ALERT:hurricane taquito is heading towards shore, so run for cover. were in for an anal tornado

by charlie December 25, 2004

Fuf

The area between the girls belly button, and the top of there pants/shorts.

That girl has a 3 inch fuf!

by charlie July 13, 2004