Definitions by busterboner

to catch a pervert

a MSNBC Dateline show where host Chris Hansen, a team of decoys disguised as underage youth, a hidden camera crew and law enforcement personnel. They have an elaborate scheme bordering on entrapment where they set out to reel in perverted adult men trying to hook up online, then in person with underage youth.

That guy last night on "to catch a pervert" really started crying when they tackled and handcuffed him. Hansen, the crew, and the cops were lovin' it! They know he's gonna get pounded every day for 20 years by his cell mates. I don't mean just beat down-he's gonna have a sore butt.

to catch a pervert by busterboner August 31, 2009

tipee 

what happens when a Native American (Indian) male gets an erection seeing a female in his tribe husking corn.

Chief got big tipee for squaw.

tipee by busterboner August 30, 2009

tard mobile 

an old school, big boat, gas-guzzling station-wagon that is embarrassing to be seen driving or riding in. Many people wear a disguise if they have to ride in one.

I saw your mom pick you up at the movies Saturday night with the tard mobile, just as you were about to get that chick's phone number-that sucks!

tard mobile by busterboner August 29, 2009

Dr. K-Y 

a male or female doctor that barely speaks, but makes you drop your drawers and looks in your most private of areas even if you came in for a sore throat.

that's the last time I see Dr. K-Y for a while, last time I went in the clinic for a cough and I coughed alright-with a finger stuck up my pooper.

Dr. K-Y by busterboner August 29, 2009

brokeback mountie 

a usually masculine member of any military, fraternity or law enforcement agency that is such a hard-ass, dickhead that heterosexual people under their command become temporarily sexually uninhibited and submissive in their presence as a way to show allegiance.

Lt. Fisher enjoyed seeing me scrub the latrine floor in my boxers today-he's a real brokeback mountie!

brokeback mountie by busterboner August 29, 2009

sneedertweeder

Someone that tries to look (sneak a peek) at your twitter comments or other blods as you are typing them to someone else.

It's pissing me off that the guy next to me on the plane kept being a sneedertweeder.

sneedertweeder by busterboner August 28, 2009

bent willy

a woman that is so attractive, she makes you suddenly jam your dick into the front of your pants.

That babe that just walked by is such a "bent willy", I'd like to stuff that stuff soon, man!

bent willy by busterboner August 28, 2009