busterboner's definitions

morning stench

a lingering odor of people that have not bathed yet and have that pre-shower bacterial crust following them around as they get close to clean people eating.

Darrel needs a shower, he smells like my old gym bag and has a raunchy morning stench.

by busterboner September 5, 2009

tipee

what happens when a Native American (Indian) male gets an erection seeing a female in his tribe husking corn.

Chief got big tipee for squaw.

by busterboner August 30, 2009

nosty

a crumb, piece of lint from kleenex, small dry snot, or who's know's what that is stuck in one's nostril hair without them knowing of it hopefully. It is usually a disstraction to talk to someone with this condition especially while eating.

I almost kissed Sabrina during our first dinner date last night, except she had a major nosty going on and also some onion and garlic breath during dessert.

by busterboner April 13, 2010

Dr. K-Y

a male or female doctor that barely speaks, but makes you drop your drawers and looks in your most private of areas even if you came in for a sore throat.

that's the last time I see Dr. K-Y for a while, last time I went in the clinic for a cough and I coughed alright-with a finger stuck up my pooper.

by busterboner August 29, 2009

southern glaze

a prominent, often perpetual perspiration beaded on a person's forehead while they live or stay in The Southern U.S. States because of heat and humidity. This looks cool and adds character to a blues singer but can be gross for anybody else.

Dude, use a hankie to wipe off that nasty southern glaze!

by busterboner August 28, 2009

clapton

After the legendary musician Eric Clapton. A stud that makes magic with his hands and mouth when with a woman. A true Clapton can make a snobby, stuck-up woman turn into warm butter in mere seconds.

I'm playing hardball tonight, competing against that Clapton over for that woman up at the bar.

by busterboner August 28, 2009

facesquatted

A person that enforces their dominant role in sex by squatting over the face of their laying down partner to receive oral sex.

I had a great time with Suzie last night -she is into the Femdom role with me these days and facesquatted me until she orgasmed three times-my tongue is still sore.

by busterboner November 27, 2009