busterboner's definitions

free-bunker

a person that crashes on your couch or somewhere in your dwelling uninvited-usually after a night of heavy partying.

I awoke this morning to find Judy's new friend, Phil being a free-bunker again at my apartment with stale beer breath.

by busterboner August 28, 2009

morning stench

a lingering odor of people that have not bathed yet and have that pre-shower bacterial crust following them around as they get close to clean people eating.

Darrel needs a shower, he smells like my old gym bag and has a raunchy morning stench.

by busterboner September 5, 2009

pseudo-bathroom

a semi-desolate, discrete, dark place where you have to quickly drop your pants for bladder and/or bowel relief if you really have to go and there is 1.) no open public bathroom around 2.) no law enforcement people around 3.) you don't feel like cleaning up an awful mess in your pants/the car.

Stop the car I need to declare this dead end street a pseudo-bathroom in my honor.

by busterboner September 3, 2009

southern glaze

a prominent, often perpetual perspiration beaded on a person's forehead while they live or stay in The Southern U.S. States because of heat and humidity. This looks cool and adds character to a blues singer but can be gross for anybody else.

Dude, use a hankie to wipe off that nasty southern glaze!

by busterboner August 28, 2009

facesquatted

A person that enforces their dominant role in sex by squatting over the face of their laying down partner to receive oral sex.

I had a great time with Suzie last night -she is into the Femdom role with me these days and facesquatted me until she orgasmed three times-my tongue is still sore.

by busterboner November 27, 2009

antorgasm

instead of seeing a good-looking potential sexual mate nude. It involves accidentally seeing an old relative, in-law, or strange aged person nude showing stretch marks, wrinkles, birthmarks, body hair and drooping body parts.

I just had an antorgasm, when I accidentally walked into the unlocked bathroom and saw your aunt Millie changing into her large bathing suit-I don't think I can eat again for at least a week.

by busterboner September 30, 2009

[Jack-hammered]

When one is so hammered (drunk) on drinking large quantiies of Jack Daniels' Whiskey that they don't even know their own name.

Good thing Ray was brought back to the motel last night by his friends, because after drinking a pint of JD he was totally jack-hammered.

by busterboner February 8, 2010