southern glaze

a prominent, often perpetual perspiration beaded on a person's forehead while they live or stay in The Southern U.S. States because of heat and humidity. This looks cool and adds character to a blues singer but can be gross for anybody else.
Dude, use a hankie to wipe off that nasty southern glaze!
by busterboner August 28, 2009
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facesquatted

A person that enforces their dominant role in sex by squatting over the face of their laying down partner to receive oral sex.
I had a great time with Suzie last night -she is into the Femdom role with me these days and facesquatted me until she orgasmed three times-my tongue is still sore.
by busterboner November 27, 2009
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antorgasm

instead of seeing a good-looking potential sexual mate nude. It involves accidentally seeing an old relative, in-law, or strange aged person nude showing stretch marks, wrinkles, birthmarks, body hair and drooping body parts.
I just had an antorgasm, when I accidentally walked into the unlocked bathroom and saw your aunt Millie changing into her large bathing suit-I don't think I can eat again for at least a week.
by busterboner September 30, 2009
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knee to the balls

Similar to a kick in the groin. An event in which a woman shows dominance/superiority over a man.
That muff-diver Peg beat me out for the manager position at work what a knee to the balls. I might as well quit or get on my knees.
by busterboner September 05, 2009
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parking lot stinker

a person that quickly steals the parking spot you have been waiting for.
That parking lot stinker just snagged the best spot in the whole lot after I waited 15 minutes.
by busterboner September 03, 2009
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[Jack-hammered]

When one is so hammered (drunk) on drinking large quantiies of Jack Daniels' Whiskey that they don't even know their own name.
Good thing Ray was brought back to the motel last night by his friends, because after drinking a pint of JD he was totally jack-hammered.
by busterboner February 08, 2010
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gymstar

a usually male person that spends most of the waking hours pumping iron and socializing at the gym.
Brad is a real gymstar-he's here more than the manager. I think he just likes showing off those sweaty, ripped muscles to everyone constantly.
by busterboner October 21, 2009
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