Definitions by busterboner

scrotilia 

the lower portion of a man's external private parts.

Bobby took one off of the scrotilia playing shortstop in the baseball game today.

scrotilia by busterboner August 28, 2009

southern glaze 

a prominent, often perpetual perspiration beaded on a person's forehead while they live or stay in The Southern U.S. States because of heat and humidity. This looks cool and adds character to a blues singer but can be gross for anybody else.

Dude, use a hankie to wipe off that nasty southern glaze!

southern glaze by busterboner August 28, 2009

clapton 

After the legendary musician Eric Clapton. A stud that makes magic with his hands and mouth when with a woman. A true Clapton can make a snobby, stuck-up woman turn into warm butter in mere seconds.

I'm playing hardball tonight, competing against that Clapton over for that woman up at the bar.

clapton by busterboner August 28, 2009

free-bunker 

a person that crashes on your couch or somewhere in your dwelling uninvited-usually after a night of heavy partying.

I awoke this morning to find Judy's new friend, Phil being a free-bunker again at my apartment with stale beer breath.

free-bunker by busterboner August 28, 2009

seltzer-drop 

Sinking at least 2 effervescent Alka-Seltzer tablets in carbonated/fizzy seltzer water/club soda/soda water as an old-school hangover relief remedy.

Bob got so loaded last night at the party, I just saw him doing a double seltzer-drop in the break room.

seltzer-drop by busterboner August 28, 2009

tard attack 

when a mentally challenged person gets abnormally enraged.
Similar to tard rage or going psycho or mental.

Otis pulled a tard attack and started kicking and screaming when he was asked to leave the store by the manager.

tard attack by busterboner August 28, 2009