duey

a slang term for a DUI (driving under the influence) or DWI (driving while intoxicated) over the limit of 0.08 (in most states) or higher-blood alcohol content by breath-a-lyzer machine and/or a failed field sobriety (coordination) test administered by the police officer pulling over a suspect.
dude, come bail me out of jail because I got busted with a duey coming home from the rock concert!
by busterboner November 03, 2010
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pedorile

A common syndrome of especially any adult parents when they hear disturbing news about someone not just convicted, but even accused of molestation, neglect or abuse of a young person-they lose all faith in religion, the judicial system and give an almost equally disturbing graphic description of (if they could) what they would like to do to the usually man accused; ex. castrate with no anesthetic, disembowel, severly maim, etc. then let them face life incarceration or execution by law.
Did your mom forget her Xanax today or does she always have such an acute case of pedorile? When that story came on the news about that guy accused of fondling somebody underage at the county fair, she screamed curses at, then smashed the TV on the floor.
by busterboner April 06, 2010
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morning stench

a lingering odor of people that have not bathed yet and have that pre-shower bacterial crust following them around as they get close to clean people eating.
Darrel needs a shower, he smells like my old gym bag and has a raunchy morning stench.
by busterboner September 05, 2009
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tipee

what happens when a Native American (Indian) male gets an erection seeing a female in his tribe husking corn.
Chief got big tipee for squaw.
by busterboner August 30, 2009
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bent willy

a woman that is so attractive, she makes you suddenly jam your dick into the front of your pants.
That babe that just walked by is such a "bent willy", I'd like to stuff that stuff soon, man!
by busterboner August 28, 2009
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nosty

a crumb, piece of lint from kleenex, small dry snot, or who's know's what that is stuck in one's nostril hair without them knowing of it hopefully. It is usually a disstraction to talk to someone with this condition especially while eating.
I almost kissed Sabrina during our first dinner date last night, except she had a major nosty going on and also some onion and garlic breath during dessert.
by busterboner April 13, 2010
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