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Bar-B-Q

Misspelling of barbecue-food marinated meat cooked usually outside on a hot grill. Also erroneously called barbeque by dumbasses/Southerners and lazy spellers.
I'm fixin' to git me some Bar-B-Q Y'all! Who's all comin' with?
by busterboner September 5, 2009
mugGet the Bar-B-Qmug.

free-bunker

a person that crashes on your couch or somewhere in your dwelling uninvited-usually after a night of heavy partying.
I awoke this morning to find Judy's new friend, Phil being a free-bunker again at my apartment with stale beer breath.
by busterboner August 28, 2009
mugGet the free-bunkermug.

blue-eyed devil

a pseudo-racist slur about white people-similar to whitey, whiteboy, cracker, red-neck, white-trash, honkey, etc. However, since it is directed at white people it is by definition not a racial slur, but can be said freely by Persident Barack Obama, Rev. Al Sharpton, Rev. Jesse Jackson, Carlos Mencia, George Lopez, Geraldo Rivera, NAACP, LULAC, etc. without anybody calling them on it.
yo Javier-the damn blue-eyed devil boss Preston didn't give us that quarterly raise or bonus he done promised us in our paychecks for all of our back-breaking hard work. Somebody's mint Jaguar is gonna get keyed all up tonight , Holmes! hehe
by busterboner May 26, 2010
mugGet the blue-eyed devilmug.

sweaty booty

just as the word indicates-sweat congregating on the rear end pants/skirt seat of a person. It comes from different ways, heat/humidity, obesity, sitting, working out, sex-but is usually only somewhat attractive when a person with a toned body dances so vigorously they get it over the course of an evening of partying.
Sue and Dan have strut their stuff so much tonight on the dance floor, that they both have earned a place in the sweaty booty hall of fame. Their riding home in your car later.
by busterboner October 12, 2009
mugGet the sweaty bootymug.

brokeback mountie

a usually masculine member of any military, fraternity or law enforcement agency that is such a hard-ass, dickhead that heterosexual people under their command become temporarily sexually uninhibited and submissive in their presence as a way to show allegiance.
Lt. Fisher enjoyed seeing me scrub the latrine floor in my boxers today-he's a real brokeback mountie!
by busterboner August 29, 2009
mugGet the brokeback mountiemug.

tard mobile

an old school, big boat, gas-guzzling station-wagon that is embarrassing to be seen driving or riding in. Many people wear a disguise if they have to ride in one.
I saw your mom pick you up at the movies Saturday night with the tard mobile, just as you were about to get that chick's phone number-that sucks!
by busterboner August 29, 2009
mugGet the tard mobilemug.

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