busterboner's definitions

seltzer-drop

Sinking at least 2 effervescent Alka-Seltzer tablets in carbonated/fizzy seltzer water/club soda/soda water as an old-school hangover relief remedy.

Bob got so loaded last night at the party, I just saw him doing a double seltzer-drop in the break room.

by busterboner August 28, 2009

tard attack

when a mentally challenged person gets abnormally enraged.
Similar to tard rage or going psycho or mental.

Otis pulled a tard attack and started kicking and screaming when he was asked to leave the store by the manager.

by busterboner August 28, 2009

pedorile

A common syndrome of especially any adult parents when they hear disturbing news about someone not just convicted, but even accused of molestation, neglect or abuse of a young person-they lose all faith in religion, the judicial system and give an almost equally disturbing graphic description of (if they could) what they would like to do to the usually man accused; ex. castrate with no anesthetic, disembowel, severly maim, etc. then let them face life incarceration or execution by law.

Did your mom forget her Xanax today or does she always have such an acute case of pedorile? When that story came on the news about that guy accused of fondling somebody underage at the county fair, she screamed curses at, then smashed the TV on the floor.

by busterboner April 6, 2010

duey

a slang term for a DUI (driving under the influence) or DWI (driving while intoxicated) over the limit of 0.08 (in most states) or higher-blood alcohol content by breath-a-lyzer machine and/or a failed field sobriety (coordination) test administered by the police officer pulling over a suspect.

dude, come bail me out of jail because I got busted with a duey coming home from the rock concert!

by busterboner November 3, 2010

parking lot stinker

a person that quickly steals the parking spot you have been waiting for.

That parking lot stinker just snagged the best spot in the whole lot after I waited 15 minutes.

by busterboner September 3, 2009

antorgasm

instead of seeing a good-looking potential sexual mate nude. It involves accidentally seeing an old relative, in-law, or strange aged person nude showing stretch marks, wrinkles, birthmarks, body hair and drooping body parts.

I just had an antorgasm, when I accidentally walked into the unlocked bathroom and saw your aunt Millie changing into her large bathing suit-I don't think I can eat again for at least a week.

by busterboner September 30, 2009

bent willy

a woman that is so attractive, she makes you suddenly jam your dick into the front of your pants.

That babe that just walked by is such a "bent willy", I'd like to stuff that stuff soon, man!

by busterboner August 28, 2009