Definitions by busterboner

sweaty booty

just as the word indicates-sweat congregating on the rear end pants/skirt seat of a person. It comes from different ways, heat/humidity, obesity, sitting, working out, sex-but is usually only somewhat attractive when a person with a toned body dances so vigorously they get it over the course of an evening of partying.

Sue and Dan have strut their stuff so much tonight on the dance floor, that they both have earned a place in the sweaty booty hall of fame. Their riding home in your car later.

sweaty booty by busterboner October 12, 2009

antorgasm 

instead of seeing a good-looking potential sexual mate nude. It involves accidentally seeing an old relative, in-law, or strange aged person nude showing stretch marks, wrinkles, birthmarks, body hair and drooping body parts.

I just had an antorgasm, when I accidentally walked into the unlocked bathroom and saw your aunt Millie changing into her large bathing suit-I don't think I can eat again for at least a week.

antorgasm by busterboner September 30, 2009

Bar-B-Q 

Misspelling of barbecue-food marinated meat cooked usually outside on a hot grill. Also erroneously called barbeque by dumbasses/Southerners and lazy spellers.

I'm fixin' to git me some Bar-B-Q Y'all! Who's all comin' with?

Bar-B-Q by busterboner September 5, 2009

morning stench 

a lingering odor of people that have not bathed yet and have that pre-shower bacterial crust following them around as they get close to clean people eating.

Darrel needs a shower, he smells like my old gym bag and has a raunchy morning stench.

morning stench by busterboner September 5, 2009

knee to the balls 

Similar to a kick in the groin. An event in which a woman shows dominance/superiority over a man.

That muff-diver Peg beat me out for the manager position at work what a knee to the balls. I might as well quit or get on my knees.

knee to the balls by busterboner September 5, 2009

parking lot stinker 

a person that quickly steals the parking spot you have been waiting for.

That parking lot stinker just snagged the best spot in the whole lot after I waited 15 minutes.

parking lot stinker by busterboner September 3, 2009

pseudo-bathroom 

a semi-desolate, discrete, dark place where you have to quickly drop your pants for bladder and/or bowel relief if you really have to go and there is 1.) no open public bathroom around 2.) no law enforcement people around 3.) you don't feel like cleaning up an awful mess in your pants/the car.

Stop the car I need to declare this dead end street a pseudo-bathroom in my honor.

pseudo-bathroom by busterboner September 3, 2009