bulldog's definitions

emo sexual

little pussy emo kid who cries and mopes all the time over dumb shit

kyle: whats wrong dave?
dave: tammy said i'm suffocating her
kyle: YOU EMO SEXUAL BITCH! *SLAP*

by BULLDOG October 2, 2004

Jailhouse Wallet

Safe keeping / smuggling contraband in Your Anal Cavity

When you in jail, use your "Jailhouse Wallet" to smuggle or keep safe various items.

by Bulldog March 10, 2007

colors

wearing of clothing indicating membership in a biker organization

Sign on country bar reads:
"Sorry, NO COLORS"

by bulldog May 16, 2004

Universal Whore Tattoo

A tattoo just above a woman's ass that let's all guys know she's a whore.

AKA - Tramp Stamp

Even when I was in Amsterdam, the girls with those tattoos were whores. I guess that's the Universal Whore Tattoo.

by Bulldog January 29, 2006

playing swords

When taking a piss in a large troth type urinal, you see who can piss the longest between you and your buddy.

Chris is the king when it comes to playing swords, he can piss for five minutes straight.

by Bulldog January 29, 2006

F.I.B's

Fucking Illinois Bastard

They should make north I-94 a toll road so we can collect some money from those F.I.B's who come up here every summer and act like they own the place.

by Bulldog August 2, 2007

Wal Mart Cakes

Soiled baby diapers that have been rolled up and left in the Wal Mart parking lot.

Joe: "Fuck, I'm on parking lot duty tonight."

John: "Enjoy picking up all those Wal Mart Cakes."

by Bulldog December 9, 2008