bruce's definitions
A know-it-all intellectual lesbian. This is a gay subculture definition we use in the Southeast (Alabama)
I am so tired of listeing to Bethman over there running off at the mouth about shit she doesn't really know about!
by Bruce March 27, 2003

by Bruce September 14, 2003

It derives from being “owned” in an online FPS game, like DOOM or QUAKE.
If someone frags you, esp. quickly, they consider you “owned”. If they type “owned” in the text message box too quickly (because they’re too busy shooting stuff), they hit the “p” key instead of the “o” key, because those keys are spatially local, and they end up typing “pwned”. Eventually, “pwned” became more popular to type than “owned”.
If someone frags you, esp. quickly, they consider you “owned”. If they type “owned” in the text message box too quickly (because they’re too busy shooting stuff), they hit the “p” key instead of the “o” key, because those keys are spatially local, and they end up typing “pwned”. Eventually, “pwned” became more popular to type than “owned”.
by Bruce October 8, 2004

when a guy and a girl hit all four 'bases' in one night. Usually starting off with kissing...and doing everything else leading up to sex.
by Bruce March 13, 2004
