bruce's definitions

rince

the same as saying pass or give

rince me that ball man

by Bruce April 15, 2004

guster

1. A person one thinks is attractive or would like to have relations with. Derived from the Spanish phrase 'Me Gusta' which means, "Pleases me" or "I like/enjoy"

2. Can also refer to a noun in a non sexual form.

3. Can also be shortened for a form of an adjective

1. "OMG DUDE! Look to your left, did you see that guster?!"
"Fuck, she was like 80, not very gust"

2. My car is a guster, I need to do some work to it though.

3. "I was walking around canal park and saw this fucking Gust Acura NSX, it was from South Dakota, WTF"

"I was playing a game of baseball, I was in the field, bases loaded, Ichiro hit a home run and I did this gust jump off the wall to catch the ball."

by Bruce September 17, 2006

Brucellence

The state, quality, or condition of being Brucellent

Man, that utterly awesome dude by the name of Bruce sure was a fine example of Brucellence.

by Bruce March 29, 2005

carse

the small passage of skin between the cunt and the arsehole,the chinrest.

"oh,i was hovering around the carse last night mate and the filthy slag only went and dropped one,strewth mate ,i was back up before you could say,ya flamin galla...,

by bruce May 20, 2003

g'day g'day and how are ya t'day

a saying used to greet friends, usually when drunk

Tom: "g'day g'day and how are ya t'day?"

Bill: "good, and yerself?"

by Bruce April 10, 2003

heather o'rourke

Little girl who played Carol Anne in the Poltergeist trilogy. Died at the age of 12 from a misdiagnosed birth defect that affected her intestines.
RIP angel :)

Most infamous Heather quote: "They're heeeere!"

by bruce January 25, 2005

high-way leap frog

When a car passes you and slows down you pass them, they then get on your bumper until you pull over and they pass you, only to slow down for you to pass them again. Wash. Rinse. Repeat

John: I was driving to the mall yesterday and some guy kept passing me, then slowing down, then passing me again.
Mike: I hate playing high-way leap frog, especially late night.

by Bruce November 30, 2005