-.-;;

Tired or annoyed face.

"Whoa! I have a dick? Awesome!"
"-.-;;"

by Brian November 27, 2003

Car dog

A shiesty person who has been in the car business for too long.

Don't listen to him he's just a shiesty old car dog.

by brian January 10, 2005

I'm game

Offering yourself up as bait towards crazy Russians. Often done best in the Alaskan Wilderness or on a tropical Island with a Cossack butler.

You want to hunt the most dangerous animal of them all. Well, I'm game.

by Brian April 24, 2004

hand-start the yogurt thrower

to engage in self-arousal techniques; to masturbate

"I walked in on Allan, and he was totally hand-starting the yogurt thrower.

by Brian September 05, 2004

biff load

cum, spooge, man juice.

brian loves to take a biff load on his face.

by brian May 17, 2003

carpet cleaner

doing a girl doggystyle... hold her arms behind her back and pick up her hips so only her face is on the floor. start pushing her around like a vacuum

she shur is one helluva good carpet cleaner

by brian December 22, 2003

GEORGE W BUSH

A president who no one in america (such as myself) likes, and somehow there's enough uneducated republicans to elect him, and bring the world for more years of his rule... i shudder at the thoguht.

whoever said that they see more bush/cheney stickers needs to go to a place like the bay area, where about 4 in 5 people voted democratic (no shit, and thats not counting minors, if they could vote there'd be way more democrats, as almost all the republicans here are old) and ther's still Kerry/Edwards stickers

by Brian January 05, 2005