brian's definitions

gooch smacker

When a hips are motioned foward and back in a fast motion causing the scrotum to making clapping sounds on the stomach and googh area.

Zeke did the gooch smacker so hard he hurt his nuts.

by Brian May 13, 2005

Dumpy

Fat, sloppy...basically any word for a fat person (especially a fat girl).

Also can be used as: dumps, slops, etc.

Hey Dumpy (when you see a fat girl).

Wow, that girl is dumpy.

by Brian April 24, 2004

ROLF

1. To eat huge portions of food
2. To eat at Pizza Hut
3. To vomit

I ROLFed an entire large pizza.

I went ROLFing with some friends, and our waitress was attractive.

I ROLFed after eating that massive portion of food.

by Brian August 28, 2004

ping snot

a gental insertion of the toes to the nostrals while making love to a woman in the butt

I ping snoted her untill she bled like she was snorting coke

by BRian January 6, 2004

ELNK

Earthlink - Broadband Internet Service Provider. www.earthlink.net

I just signed up for a one year contract with ELNK.

by Brian October 28, 2003

feat.

short for featuring. When an artist/band brings another artist/band into one of their songs, normally to make it more popular or for the second artist to make easy $$.

The greatest song to feature two artists its obviously "Under Pessure" by Queen feat. David Bowie. Dont give me any of that fiddy feat. olivia crap on the radio now.

by brian September 22, 2005

cock friend

A bitch that rides yo cock or a friend of yours

Eric is my favorite cock friend

by Brian April 6, 2003