brian's definitions

slutwife

A married woman who fucks other men for her husbands enjoyment.

I enjoy watching my slutwife fuck other men.

by brian April 10, 2008

han kee

Asians use this phrase to refer to White people. This seems to be a transliteration of the Black slang term "honky". Pronounced like "hawn key".

Mother: Why you date han kee?
Daughter: Because han kee really good looking and rich!
Mother: You find nice Chinese man!
Daughter: No, I find han kee!

by Brian September 20, 2007

christian

A sinner saved by the grace of God through faith in Jesus Christ. That faith is a merciful gift of God to a person deserving eternal damnation.

I am a Christian by the grace of God.

by Brian February 22, 2007

redick

Utterly amazing; rediculous to the extreme.

That rodeo flip that he pulled off was completely redick.

by Brian January 12, 2007

Balls

Excellent, great, fantastic, boffo, cool(usually with "the" as in "the balls

I just won the lottery; aint that the balls!

by Brian January 7, 2007

Belmont

uhh... regarding Eric's definition, Belmont's not that hard. I go to Carlmont, and yes, "Dangerous Minds" was based on the school, but focused on the problem created (that still exists) by the EPA kids bussed in from 'da hood. But the current principal hella cleaned the school up, and now its not as bad (some drugs and wannabe gangs, but I'm pretty sure its still one of the better SUHSD schools)

What I'm trying to say is its not the Belmont kids that make Crackmont hard, its the EPA kids. Belmont's just a mostly white-populated city of about 25,ooo people, a lot like San Carlos but with crappier elementary and middle schools, and a smaller population.

If there weren't EPA kids at Carlmont the Belmont Police Department wouldn't have anything to do.

by brian September 28, 2006

cock craving

Cock craving; and emotional state of desire that a woman feels for action from a man

Jessica: Man, I've got a major cock craving for Matt
Sally: Oh, I know what you mean, I wanna bang him

by Brian September 25, 2006