brian's definitions

power lunch

A gathering of co-workers or of mostly young male corporate douches (see yuppies) for a 3 hour lunch on the clock that includes such things as a motorcade of Lexus and BMW automobiles, motivational speakers, cheers, steak, and talk about something like the “bottom line” or bonuses or something. Supposedly a motivational event, but usually turns out to be a feast of gluttony and ruined neckties. Newly motivated and encouraged participants are expected to go back to the office and make phone calls and fire off emails and achieve results, but most usually end up at a local boozer and get tanked before happy hour even starts.

“Hey, there’s a power lunch at the Capital Club next Friday.”
“Alright. Their steaks have a terrific marbling, and it’s right next to Moe’s. I wonder if the boss will open us a tab and leave again?”

by Brian September 8, 2006

mean

MEAN- Pounding or intake of substances;Preferably Illegal Substances.

Myself:You getting mean over there?
Mc: Yah we are getting fucking mean, I just shot guned 18 beers, Sully is rolling something up with a wrap .. Come get fucking mean dudde!!!!

by Brian June 19, 2006

mull

While having sex with a dead female, the mouth is over the whole vaginal opening while a friend jumps on the stomache of the dead female repeatedly. The person on the receiving end will get all the juices from the dead lady thus resulting in a Mull.

Bobby mulled my dead grandma last night!

by Brian April 20, 2006

DAC

DAC = David Allan Coe, one of the finest outlaw country artists to ever grace the scene. Wrote timeless classics such as "Take this job and shove it", "You never even called me by my name", "Would you lay with me(in a field of stone)", "Mona Lisa lost her smile" and countless more. Also collaborated with the late great Dimebag Darrell Abbott on an album entitled "Rebel meets rebel" which every metal and country fan should own.

David Allan Coe is a fine lyricist.

David Allan Coe has written some of the best country music around.

David Allan Coe is NOT Johnny rebel!

DAC, a true american rebel.

by Brian April 17, 2006

H.I.T. positive

undesireable to look at.

"that girl is hit yo- she's H.I.T. positive

by Brian April 16, 2006

god

The one we will ALL bow to.

Christians bow to God on the last day perfect peace and happiness in their hearts.

Non-believers bow to God on the last day for mercy after the terror of hell was revealed.

God is just. He will give us what we deserve. We all deserve hell. Christ is the only way to avoid it.

by Brian February 10, 2006

drip

mucus-like fluid that runs down the back of ones throat after snorting drugs. (based on my experiences) often takes a few minutes to reach your mouth after snorting said drug. Tastes really bad if it enters your mouth.

The drip I got from snorting a caffeine pill was nasty!

by brian January 8, 2006