blasts

another name for having to take a violent poop

all that peanut butter i ate gave me the blasts

by Brian November 29, 2003

christian

A sinner saved by the grace of God through faith in Jesus Christ. That faith is a merciful gift of God to a person deserving eternal damnation.

I am a Christian by the grace of God.

by Brian February 22, 2007

motha fucka i smoked yo shit

when someone loses something it is the answer to the question if you have seen the object.

-hey have you seen my pencil?
-motha fucka i smoked yo pencil.

-hey have you seen the remote?
-motha fucka i smoked yo remote

by Brian March 07, 2005

Ragdoll Drunk

The point of drunkeness where a person goes completely limp. This is much past stumblefucked, and should not be confused with standard drunk-person-being-uncooperative. This is a state (concious or not) where the person resembles a floppy rag doll, and slumps the way you drop them. This seems to be much more common in girls.
Can also be applied to someone being Ragdoll High, or simply being dead.

"man, these two guys just dragged leigh back to her room. she was like, ragdoll drunk."

by Brian November 04, 2004

pilsner

The beer drank by none other than Dean Murdoch and Terry Cahill. The ultimate beer if you feel like shotgunning

"We'll get a cube, we'll get a 26 of pilser, we'll fuckin nail it shut, like a 123 fuckin split"

by Brian March 20, 2005

Epee

1.The largest and heaviest weapon used in sport fencing. Scoring is done my hitting ANY part of the opponent's body, unlike Foil or Sabre where only torso or arms are target.
2.The main weapon used for duels in one-on-one sword fights (foils are for training and sabres are for large scale battles).

"he hit my toe with his epee, and its still counted as a hit!"

by Brian November 03, 2004

stretch

The gain of money or drugs used for the bettering of ones life.

"...cuz I accumulated enough stretch just to navigate it, fully decorated on chrome..."
Country Grammar - Nelly

by Brian August 14, 2003