Desrate

Saddened frustration; conjunction of despondent and irate.

Brian is desrate.

by Brian December 06, 2003

fuckchop

a dumbass, or screw-up. a person that is proficient at fucking things up, especially chopping, and rolling pot.

"adam, you're such a fuckchop you 14 year old asian hurtbag."

by brian September 02, 2004

snot goblin

this is a goblin that sucks all the snot out of your nose and then takes the time to look in your fridge for a bit to eat. Then the snot eating freak is off to his next victom.

"that snot goblin was here last night, again, that bastard, i know have to buy more tuna." said tommy

by Brian February 23, 2004

haox

1 Transtive/Verb
to trick into believing or accepting as genuine something false and often preposterous.
2: Noun
1 : an act intended to trick or dupe : IMPOSTURE
2 : something accepted or established by fraud or fabrication

They say the "Kennedy Assassination" was a "Hoax"

by Brian January 10, 2004

ashey

when your legs get all this white chalk like powder on them do to lack of lotion.

his legs were ashy because he does not use lotion

by brian January 16, 2005

ashey

when your legs get all white and scaley like you just came out of ground zero.

his legs are ashey because he does not use lotion

by brian January 14, 2005

jackoffable

Worth masturbating to.

The picture was totally hot, but not quite jackoffable

by Brian April 18, 2003