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scatastrophe

A catastrophe involving feces; often times explosive and messy. Typically but does not necessarily happen during a sexual act.
I was fucking her hard in the ass and when I came hard I clearly pulled out too quickly, there was a heaping warm scatastrophe all over my bed!
by brentionary March 17, 2009
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cleveland creamer

A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland creamer is when one person ejaculates on another person's chest and then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
After titty fucking her, I blew my load all over her chest and then gave her a cleveland creamer. Man, her tits looked hot all smeared with my spunk!
by brentionary April 6, 2009
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scatheist

A person who does not believe in a scat. Most of these may be classified under the following definitions:

1) Aggressive scatheist: attacks other people with scat. Often brings up the insensitive and ignorant fact that scat is merely refuse from the body and therefore is useless; ignoring the fact that it can be used for fertilizer, to fuel fires and even baked in rotating kilns (such as at a plant managed by the Mass Water Resources Authority in Boston) to kill germs and make pellets that are manufactured into organic lawn fertilizers. Aggressive scatheists are often relentlessly violent with their scat (throwing, smearing, smothering and fornicating are the preferred actions of agressive scatheists).

2) Passive/tolerant scatheist: does not believe in scat but accepts that others do. Does not usually bring up the fact unless attacked for being an scatheist.
Jake: "April, you're full of shit!"

April: "Actually, I'm not, you see I'm an agressive scatheist and I tend to empty my bowels every morning for a ritualistic fornication practice with my scat. It's a messy job but someone's got to do it!"
by brentionary March 27, 2009
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bobbert

A verb that identifies an action that has caused or resulted in any of the following emotions: unease, awkwardness, anguish, slight pain, physical or emotional discomfort, sorrow, upset, or anger.
I was minding my own business when he sent me a disturbing sexual image that I was forced to see. He bobberted me once again!
by brentionary July 2, 2019
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wordify

"These scribblings are difficult to understand, how do you expect me to Wordify this?"
by brentionary March 17, 2009
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ambidickstrious

The ability for a person to provide handjobs of similar quality regardless of the hand that they use.
Unfortunately Chantale broke her writing hand in a car accident. Luckily for her boyfriend Jeff, she is ambidickstrious and is able to perform handjobs of similar quality with either hand. Had Jeff been the one to have broken his writing hand, he would have had to suffer the consequences of being unable to masturbate effectively for several months.
by brentionary September 6, 2013
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concertginity

The act of going to a concert for the first time (essentially losing one's virginity of experiencing a concert)
"That was an awesome concert to lose my concertginity to!"
by brentionary March 17, 2009
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