applesaue's definitions

SHAJOFUGINMOUTH

Shut your fucking mouth, but in a jumble.
I don't know how I found this gibberish to be typeable but it is lol
Used in a context that involves something about you or something you have done that isn't so serious, as a joke.

Bob: So I heard that you spoke for 2 seconds while playing video games in class, John.
John: SHAJOFUGINMOUTH

by applesaue September 16, 2025

Texit

To text someone you are leaving (anything) because you think it'll be weird to tell them that you are exiting in person.
Also: Texiting, Texited, To Texit, stuff like that idk

Jimbob was always texiting at his ex's parties because it would've been way too awkward to talk to her.

by applesaue October 11, 2025

Unibull

Not a type of bull, but the absolute BULLSHIT the universe force feeds me and I can't do anything about it.
Makes you genuinely want to "take matters into your own hands" sometimes.
Usually pre life-fucking bullshit as it is probably just a warning.
Also, I haven't been to a hospital.

John was having a good day, coming back from a party, but when he came home, he tripped and broke his nose. At the emergency room, he accidentally spanked someone trying to grab his phone and everyone looked at him in disgust. Coming home again, his wife saw the news about him spanking someone, somehow it got on the news, and his wife bitch-slapped him full power. He had to go to the emergency room again and is now titled a 2-time nurse spanker on the news after coming home. Coming inside the house, there was his son's skateboard placed perfectly to, firstly, launch it in his face and secondly, slip on it and get a concussion. Now he's a third time spanker and banned from the hospital, and the next closest one is an hour away. THIS is peak unibull.

by applesaue September 14, 2025

Thumbass

When saying "dumbass" is too rude, saying idiot is too serious, and you feel like they would thumb themselves.
Basically an idiot who fingers himself with his thumb.
Could be a she, but used against is more powerful but less rude because it sounds silly.

Bob: guys, what the square root of 2 is 1, right???
Dave: no, thumbass, it's 1.41421356237 simplified heavily.
Bob: it's definitely rational though, right?
Dave: …
Bob: right???????!!!??!?
Dave: this is peak thumbassery...

OR

John: Bob, are you gay? I saw you eating a burger.
Bob: how are those even related, thumbass? Get your head straight and be straight, it's obvious that you are extremely gay for Dave.
John: no I'm not... *blushes very annoyingly)
Bob: SHAJOFUGINMOUTH

by applesaue September 16, 2025

JOACAD

Jump off a cliff and die.
Used when you just can't take something anymore (to yourself) or when you can't handle someone (to someone else)

All of John's rambling about how he "thought" I could lift 180 with one arm like him then acting surprised and disappointed after genuinely makes me want to JOACAD but he never gets the hint.

OR

I hope John JOACADs because I can't hear him ramble about him "genuinely, truthfully thinking" how strong I am.

by applesaue October 11, 2025

antidisunagainsthomophobephobephobia

having a fear of the people against the people against the people against the people against the people afraid of the people afraid of homophobes

I tried to use antidisunagainsthomophobephobephobia in a sentence but I instantly lost track of what it even means :/

by applesaue October 7, 2025