Digiconfractusphobia

The DEATHLY TERRIFYING fear of having someone step on your fingers when your hand is on the ground.
Comes from the Latin words Digitus (finger) and Confractus (break).
I probably have it and I get constant PTSD when I hear footsteps when my hand is on the ground.
John: *standing near Dave*
Dave: *puts hand on the ground*
John: *walking*
Dave: *violently yanks his hand off the ground* "HOOOOOOLY fuck John, you almost stepped on my fingers!"
John: "dude, I am 15 yards away from you, get yo stanky Digiconfractusphobic ass outta here.
Dave, being a lying bastard: "I don't have Digiconfractusphobia... what do you mean?!?! >:'("
by applesaue September 12, 2025
mugGet the Digiconfractusphobiamug.