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thumbass 

someone who texts while driving
some thumbass drove off a bridge and drowned the other day.
thumbass by RiskyDevil February 26, 2010
Words you can keep

Thumbass 

An individual who achieves orgasm by inserting their own thumb in their ass
“I really liked him, until We were in the bedroom, where I learned he was a thumbass”
Thumbass by thumbass99 July 26, 2021

Thumbass 

A person who; Is exceptionally stupid, Exceptionally thumb like in appearance-Oft bald or Rectangular- or even just exceptionally annoying- usually purposefully so-.
Ex.1

“God, Greg, You seen those recent photos of Musk and Dwayne”?

“Yeah dude, They look like such thumbasses honestly.”

Ex.2
“Damnit Mark! You fucked it up you thumbass!”

“Hey its not my fault you didn’t tell me to check the pressure gage.”
Thumbass by Shit Tikler April 28, 2024

Thumbass 

When saying "dumbass" is too rude, saying idiot is too serious, and you feel like they would thumb themselves.
Basically an idiot who fingers himself with his thumb.
Could be a she, but used against is more powerful but less rude because it sounds silly.
Bob: guys, what the square root of 2 is 1, right???
Dave: no, thumbass, it's 1.41421356237 simplified heavily.
Bob: it's definitely rational though, right?
Dave: …
Bob: right???????!!!??!?
Dave: this is peak thumbassery...

OR

John: Bob, are you gay? I saw you eating a burger.
Bob: how are those even related, thumbass? Get your head straight and be straight, it's obvious that you are extremely gay for Dave.
John: no I'm not... *blushes very annoyingly)
Bob: SHAJOFUGINMOUTH
Thumbass by applesaue September 16, 2025

Thumbass.noidle 

One is a thumbass.noidle if one is a gennderfluid icon who is good eith costumes etc (like cosplay and stuff)
Kade is such a Tumbass.noidle did you see kade's Foxy Five Nights At Freddy's cosplay

Noodle's Undyne Undertale cosplay proves Noodle earned the Thumbass.noidle title

Musician Dorian electra is a thumbass.noidle cuz the are hot and do drag for their music videos and most importantly cuz I said so
Thumbass.noidle by nyanyameowmeow September 6, 2021

Thumassticated 

"To stand around doing nothing, ergo to have one's thumb up one's ass."

I came up with this word while working as a daily Assistant Director on the set of "Death To Smoochy" whereby I spent 18 hours one particular day doing absolutely nothing.
'Workwas soboring,I was totally thumassticated.'
'Bill is so lazy,a complete thumassticator.'
'This jobis thumassticating.'
'I have no plans but to thumassticate.'

thumassticate

(verb)standing around with your thumb up your ass. in effect, to stand around doing absolutely nothing.
1.There was nothing to do but thumassticate.
2. He's such a thumassticator
3. "what a boring day, i was totally thumassticated".
4. she exemplifies the world of thumasstification.
thumassticate by elkfeld October 19, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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