andrew's definitions

Meat Tent

The little tent made from bed sheets by the hard-on of a guy lying on his back underneath them. This is most commonly associated with adolescent males experiencing erotic dreams that often result in nocturnal emissions, but ANY male capable of an erection can "put up a meat tent" while in bed.

The other night I had a hot dream about my wife and woke up with a giant meat tent going on. I mean, it was like the big top! You could've had a circus in there!

by Andrew June 21, 2006

Mushroomhead

The Best Band In The world which started locally at Cleveland, Ohio October 1993. Jeffrey Nothing who is in the band has the best voice ever. Slipknot is nothing compared to these guys. All their Cds are awesome, get them. Keyboards with a piano makes their music very unique. Look up Greatness and Perfect.

Can't compare them to anything

by Andrew July 12, 2004

javabie

Any user of the JAVA Module to connect into IRC Servers who is primarily annoying, and mostly new. A combination of Java, for Java User, and newbie, for new.

Hey, stop bothering, javabie, or you'll get kicked.

by Andrew February 17, 2005

boat feeler

a squid type creature usually 100 feet long with 50 foot tentacles numbering about 200. they go up to boats and feel the hulls

in 1989 a 98 foot boat feeler was caught off the coast of long island

by andrew November 27, 2003

Jaffe

A character who sucks at life. An annoyance who no one likes. This is the kinda of person who has everything go wrong for him/her.
If you do this you just might be a Jaffe:
1. Wear a rainbow colored polo shirt on national comming out day on shear coincidence
2. Wear a ghost busters costume for halloween
3. Respond with every diss "Hey guys come on, come onnn.
4. Talk to random people who think they like you.
5. Suck at life.
6. Make stupid jokes that result in death threats.
7. Suck at life.
8. Get ditched by people who u think like you.
9. Cry in public.
10. Have a pizza face

Jaffe shut up u suck at life go away, kill your self, uninstall life.

by Andrew December 4, 2004

Moss Rock

Great place to make out in Victoria , just don't run into Yellowjacket.

Lets not go to moss rock anymore cause pervs watch us there.

by Andrew October 9, 2003

loat

a large, sometimes furry creature who fears interpersonal interaction and prefers to remain secluded from society in its own world; see also HERMIT, REJECT

Dude, check out that loat all by himself over in the corner!

by Andrew January 14, 2004