ali's definitions

bimpy

when two people are walking toward each other and can't get past each other, but make a sort of "air collision" until they both becide to go right and pass each other.

today i bimpied with some dude it was funny.

by ali March 21, 2004

Squaddy mattress

A squaddy mattress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy mattress she's shagged 17 of them!"

by ali November 30, 2004

Raz

Used to describe going out for a few drinks with the lads

you coming out on the raz later ?

by Ali December 10, 2003

bisexual

someone who is sexually attracted to males and females.

I'm bisexual :)

by Ali June 22, 2004

Absextion

A combination of Objection , Exception, and Ali.

As in: Ali is confused, there is no Absextion!

Synonyms: Final. Perminent, unargueable.

Antonyms: Catcceptiance- A combination of Acceptance, Compliance, and Cat

"There is no Absextion to the rules, it may be facual it may be true"

by Ali February 12, 2004

Delaware

(n) an extreamly small state that might as well just be an annex of Pennslyvania.

Delaware is NOT a city in Philadelphia.

by Ali May 13, 2005

(K) Nob Shiner

Coupling of words used to insult and enrage a fellow by suggesting he "shines knobs"
More offensive than the word "wanker" as it suggests that the victim of conversation pummels penis so vibrantly, that the offending love lance develops a shiny, glossy sheen.

often abbreviated to "Shiner"

1.
Steve: "I think that the band Limp Bizkit are super awesome"

Dave: "Shut up you knob shiner"

by Ali August 29, 2004