ali's definitions

Blimper

Sphincter, poop shoot exit, rusty sherriffs badge,barking spider

kiss my blimper

by ALI November 19, 2003

crack pants

noun--a person who splits their pants at a party and then comes back wearing their best friend's pants.

Where did Tyler go? Oh, he's a crack pants. Oh, what a wank.

by Ali May 26, 2004

halitosis

when someone has some f***in nasty breath!

dude your breath stanks!! you must have halitosis!

by Ali June 22, 2004

Dobber

A wee flop penis.

beat'it Sammy ya dobber

by Ali October 22, 2003

P4yn3

1. A name given to describe a sexual experience or sexual status.

2. A nickname for a sexual icon.

Oh man, I wanna be like P4yn3

I want to get P4yn3'd today!

by Ali November 12, 2004

um chucka willy

Um Chucka Willy from a coconut grove he was a mean mother fucker you could tell by his clothes. Black leather jacket and a hairy ass, between his legs was a pound of grass. Lined 100 women against the wall, swore to god he could fuck em all.
Fucked 98 til his balls turned blue, took a shot of whiskey and fucked the other 2. When he died, he went to hell. Fucked the devil and his wife as well. On his tomb stone written in green was "Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin machine".

Have I told you about Um Chucka Willy?

by Ali December 9, 2004

whack

to procrastinate and do nothing. When one engages in whacking, often girls, they may go to the bars on a monday night, movie, shopping, or just sit around and do absolutely nothing. This is a whole new meaning for the word...thanks to the KD Ladies @ SLU.

Aly: "Does anyone want to whack with me after class?"
Meg: " Sure I will. What are you giong to do?"
Aly: "Oh probably go shopping and tanning then maybe workout, I don't want to do my homework tonight."

by Ali April 22, 2005