ali's definitions

monkeyshining

Having someone act twofaced behind your back.

That hoe Sheilas been monkeyshining. Lets pop a cap in that boppas ass.

by Ali February 24, 2005

stampfler

A jew broad who resides in Bancroft hall

Stop being such a stampfler and loan me some cash

by Ali February 18, 2004

crack pants

noun--a person who splits their pants at a party and then comes back wearing their best friend's pants.

Where did Tyler go? Oh, he's a crack pants. Oh, what a wank.

by Ali May 26, 2004

afhgan

gay lebo wana bes

by ali April 29, 2003

PiddleDo

A very large, irresistible dick

Everyone wants Caleb's piddledo.

by Ali April 1, 2005

yaser

the guy who his mama will beat if he's caught with a gurl

yaser where have you been..i saw you with that girl..your grounded for 2 month and no playing with yourself!

by ali August 29, 2003

qwurr

my cousin's definition for queer when he tried to pronounce queer to his brother but didn't quite come out right.

B- "God Cole, you're such a qwurr"
C- "Qwurr B__?"
B- "I said queer Cole!!"

by Ali November 27, 2004