ali's definitions

yaser

the guy who his mama will beat if he's caught with a gurl

yaser where have you been..i saw you with that girl..your grounded for 2 month and no playing with yourself!

by ali August 29, 2003

qwurr

my cousin's definition for queer when he tried to pronounce queer to his brother but didn't quite come out right.

B- "God Cole, you're such a qwurr"
C- "Qwurr B__?"
B- "I said queer Cole!!"

by Ali November 27, 2004

we should do something sometime

what you say to someone when you really don't ever wanna see them again because you aren't interested in them

Liz: I had fun, we should do this again sometime.

TRANSLATION: You bored the shit out of me and I'm not interested whatsoever! Never call me again.

by Ali April 21, 2004

Hoot Hoot

A cooter. The common term is Vagina.
See bread box

My hoot hoot bleeds for you.

by Ali July 19, 2004

um chucka willy

Um Chucka Willy from a coconut grove he was a mean mother fucker you could tell by his clothes. Black leather jacket and a hairy ass, between his legs was a pound of grass. Lined 100 women against the wall, swore to god he could fuck em all.
Fucked 98 til his balls turned blue, took a shot of whiskey and fucked the other 2. When he died, he went to hell. Fucked the devil and his wife as well. On his tomb stone written in green was "Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin machine".

Have I told you about Um Chucka Willy?

by Ali December 9, 2004

Dobber

A wee flop penis.

beat'it Sammy ya dobber

by Ali October 22, 2003

nympho

what is a nympho, well its a girl that will have sex wit u because SHE wants to. u never have to ask because she already asked u. no matter how good u think u r she still has that ky and those batteries. u can make her O and when u leave she will do it again her self. she'lll give u head cause she likes the taste even if she gets none in return. wants it all time and nothing will ever stop her from getting hers, even when her mom is home. well what exactly is a nympho well basically its a dude wwit boobs and no penis. will u be my naughty girl? only if u can handle it.

If you're a guy who likes sex, you need to find yourself a nympho...

by Ali May 16, 2004