ali's definitions

restecp

the way ali g spells respect

r-e-s-t-e-c-p, do u even know what that spells?!

by ali March 4, 2004

Homofu

an awful lot

"did that hurt?" "Like a homofu!"

by Ali October 6, 2003

The Replacements

a really gude movie staring Keanu Reaves

What a The Replacements that movie was, or, That movie was no The replacements by any means

by Ali July 16, 2003

um chucka willy

Um Chucka Willy from a coconut grove he was a mean mother fucker you could tell by his clothes. Black leather jacket and a hairy ass, between his legs was a pound of grass. Lined 100 women against the wall, swore to god he could fuck em all.
Fucked 98 til his balls turned blue, took a shot of whiskey and fucked the other 2. When he died, he went to hell. Fucked the devil and his wife as well. On his tomb stone written in green was "Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin machine".

Have I told you about Um Chucka Willy?

by Ali December 9, 2004

halitosis

when someone has some f***in nasty breath!

dude your breath stanks!! you must have halitosis!

by Ali June 22, 2004

nympho

what is a nympho, well its a girl that will have sex wit u because SHE wants to. u never have to ask because she already asked u. no matter how good u think u r she still has that ky and those batteries. u can make her O and when u leave she will do it again her self. she'lll give u head cause she likes the taste even if she gets none in return. wants it all time and nothing will ever stop her from getting hers, even when her mom is home. well what exactly is a nympho well basically its a dude wwit boobs and no penis. will u be my naughty girl? only if u can handle it.

If you're a guy who likes sex, you need to find yourself a nympho...

by Ali May 16, 2004

Dobber

A wee flop penis.

beat'it Sammy ya dobber

by Ali October 22, 2003