Um Chucka Willy from a coconut grove he was a mean mother fucker you could tell by his clothes. Black leather jacket and a hairy ass, between his legs was a pound of grass. Lined 100 women against the wall, swore to god he could fuck em all.
Fucked 98 til his balls turned blue, took a shot of whiskey and fucked the other 2. When he died, he went to hell. Fucked the devil and his wife as well. On his tomb stone written in green was "Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin machine".
Have I told you about Um Chucka Willy?
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spelt G-R-I-F-F-I-N....nt griffon...duuuh
youngest member of the Griffin family, with the one goal - world domination and killing his mother lois - most of the time they don't work.
(sorry the nxt bit is so long, i lke stewie and know a few quotes!!!)
"Ok, ok. I've got it, I've got it. If you cooked any more slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer. You'd need an egg calendar. Oh, that's right. I went there."
"I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up.""
Olivia: You are the weakest link, goodbye. ------
Stewie: Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!
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known as a person with a great personality. Who also works at the times and is not at all spiteful.
shishir is the nicest person and he is great at making ads
getting some.
Did you get any from Sara last night?
The world's greatest ever band with no exception!
'The Mystery Of One Spirit' is probably the greatest song that will ever grace our universe.
One of those girls who listen to entirely rap, shop at rave, wear huge gold hoop earrings, and shirts that say either "Babie Gurl," "Pussy Kat," "Angel4U," or "Softball Princess." Often are accompanied by very large behinds.
"OMG! Look at my new shirt....it says '99% Angel Gurl!'"
"Shut up Liz...you ravewhore."
She's the Suga Mama Shemama of Melvindale! Whoop Whoop '05
Shema runs our school like a mo'fo
