Um Chucka Willy from a coconut grove he was a mean mother fucker you could tell by his clothes. Black leather jacket and a hairy ass, between his legs was a pound of grass. Lined 100 women against the wall, swore to god he could fuck em all.
Fucked 98 til his balls turned blue, took a shot of whiskey and fucked the other 2. When he died, he went to hell. Fucked the devil and his wife as well. On his tomb stone written in green was "Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin machine".
Fucked 98 til his balls turned blue, took a shot of whiskey and fucked the other 2. When he died, he went to hell. Fucked the devil and his wife as well. On his tomb stone written in green was "Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin machine".
by Ali December 09, 2004
Get the um chucka willymug. by Ali November 12, 2004
Get the P4yn3mug. A method of inhaling drugs by holding a flame under a metal spoon filled with cocaine or any crushed pill. One holds a flame under the spoon and collects the fumes from the crushed pills in an empty bottle and the inhales these fumes by taking a hit off the bottle.
by Ali October 17, 2003
Get the freebasemug. by ALI May 18, 2003
Get the Lankymug. A squaddy mattress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
by ali November 30, 2004
Get the Squaddy mattressmug. Adjective. A feeling or appearance of fatness or bloatedness, ugliness, tiredness, stressfulness, and frustration. Being in a state of grossness which prohibits one from excelling in their daily activities and being productive. One who is buckus is usually dressed in dirty or scrubby clothes, with messy hair, oily skin, and has a unsettling odor.
After getting trashed last night, I woke up looking like ass and had an overwhelming feeling of helplessness, as I shoveled enormous amounts of fast food into my mouth, my sister said to me, " God you are pretty buckus."
by Ali October 11, 2004
Get the Buckusmug. by Ali April 15, 2005
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