ali's definitions

stirrage

Its the DL, 411, The info....When an individual stirs he/she is gossiping. Often times the rumors involved are false. If you don't know the stirrage than your an outsider.
The Vandykes like to think that they are the masters and commanders of Stirrage aka "Stirring the Pot" but some disagree.

Whats the stirrage between Aly and Chris? Did they hook up last night?

by Ali April 22, 2005

Bad Assness

the act of being bad ass

"i like Roger Clemens bad assness"
"you gotta show your bad assness"

by Ali December 10, 2003

hmph

ali n jessies word :)

hmph, i dnt no wat ur meant 2 write here

by ali August 18, 2004

Absextion

A combination of Objection , Exception, and Ali.

As in: Ali is confused, there is no Absextion!

Synonyms: Final. Perminent, unargueable.

Antonyms: Catcceptiance- A combination of Acceptance, Compliance, and Cat

"There is no Absextion to the rules, it may be facual it may be true"

by Ali February 12, 2004

(K) Nob Shiner

Coupling of words used to insult and enrage a fellow by suggesting he "shines knobs"
More offensive than the word "wanker" as it suggests that the victim of conversation pummels penis so vibrantly, that the offending love lance develops a shiny, glossy sheen.

often abbreviated to "Shiner"

1.
Steve: "I think that the band Limp Bizkit are super awesome"

Dave: "Shut up you knob shiner"

by Ali August 29, 2004

bisexual

someone who is sexually attracted to males and females.

I'm bisexual :)

by Ali June 22, 2004

Queef

air that is released out of the vigina after the penis has hibernated and then spring came. ofter followed by an expression of what the F ??

Emma: poof!
Bob:What the F??

by Ali February 20, 2003