ali's definitions

Delaware

(n) an extreamly small state that might as well just be an annex of Pennslyvania.

Delaware is NOT a city in Philadelphia.

by Ali May 13, 2005

Clay Aiken

An absoutly horrid singer who lost American Idol and looks like a flounder (his eyes are crooked)

Hey! My fish looks like Clay Aiken!

by Ali May 13, 2005

ravewhore

One of those girls who listen to entirely rap, shop at rave, wear huge gold hoop earrings, and shirts that say either "Babie Gurl," "Pussy Kat," "Angel4U," or "Softball Princess." Often are accompanied by very large behinds.

"OMG! Look at my new shirt....it says '99% Angel Gurl!'"

"Shut up Liz...you ravewhore."

by Ali March 23, 2005

PiddleDo

A very large, irresistible dick

Everyone wants Caleb's piddledo.

by Ali April 1, 2005

Squaddy matress

A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!"

by ali December 8, 2004

um chucka willy

Um Chucka Willy from a coconut grove he was a mean mother fucker you could tell by his clothes. Black leather jacket and a hairy ass, between his legs was a pound of grass. Lined 100 women against the wall, swore to god he could fuck em all.
Fucked 98 til his balls turned blue, took a shot of whiskey and fucked the other 2. When he died, he went to hell. Fucked the devil and his wife as well. On his tomb stone written in green was "Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin machine".

Have I told you about Um Chucka Willy?

by Ali December 9, 2004

shishir

known as a person with a great personality. Who also works at the times and is not at all spiteful.

shishir is the nicest person and he is great at making ads

by ali December 9, 2004