alan's definitions

Moonie

A devotee of the Unification Church, a somewhat creepy religious organisation run by Rev. Sun Myung Moon. Moonies are known for their shady practices, such as selling roses at airports and lying about who the money goes to. The Washington Times is proported to be owned by Rev. Moon.

A moonie tried to sell me a wilted rose at the airport.

by Alan May 14, 2004

Hop-head

One who habitually uses "hop" or opium. Also hop-habit: opium addiction.

"Lemme tell you 'bout Willie the Weeper,
Willie the Weeper, yeah, the chimney sweeper
He had the hop-habit and he had it bad
Lemme tell you 'bout a dream he had"

--old ragtime song about opium.

by Alan June 4, 2004

asswookie

A Legendary rare breed of Donkey (hence "ass") interbred with a Wookie.

I was walking down the street and I saw a real asswookie!

by Alan August 21, 2004

chili dog

when a man shits on a girls chest and then titty fucks her

im gonna give you a chili dog baby!!!

by Alan September 29, 2003

;v

This emoticon represents the face of someone who has just had a load blown upon them.

My face is covered in man batter! ;v

by Alan April 19, 2005

muffs

a name given to someone who wears muffs. muffman.

watch out for david, his muffs give him super powers.

by Alan March 19, 2005

le chique le cool

the zen-point of coolness, presented with an airy, devil-may-care attitude.

damn. where did lola get that bandana? it's le chique le cool, nuff said!

by alan October 19, 2004