alan's definitions

puck

A derogatory term for Canadians. Not that it exists already, I just think it would be cool to start a new term. Also, I have met a few people who don't know the term canuck. Puck, because it's the main point of interest in hocket, a predominantly Canadian sport.

Can you believe this puck, if I hear him say eh again, I'll kick his ass.

by alan June 14, 2004

girlie house

a genre of house music favoured by labels like Hed Kandi (amongst others). characterised by loads of female vocals and the fact that jaunbrand is on the dance floor. the girls also like to dance to it. no correlation between these 2 occurences has yet been identified.

damn, fano and jaunbrand are tearing up the dancefloor.
yeah.

by alan June 14, 2004

duckbill

Another trendy word meaning 'cool'

People look upon my duckbillness and say, "Wow, if only I was as duckbill as him"

by Alan April 22, 2005

grasshead

a. A person, usually male, who is addicted to marijuana. 6. pothead

b. A person who has signed up for the website http;//www.whatthefuck.com under "Grasshead."

a. Look at that grasshead, smoking 24/7

b. Hi, I'm grasshead.

by Alan December 5, 2004

Uncle Sam

The federal government.

Bill cheats on his taxes, because he hates Uncle Sam taking his money.

by Alan May 9, 2004

nnud

a 300 pound fat kid whos breath smells like colon joe

holy shit! your breath smells like nnud

by Alan April 22, 2005

spooks

1. Government intelligence agents, see G-men.

2. Anyone involved in espionage.

1. Careful on this phone line, there could be spooks listening in.

2. I heard this place was crawling with spooks, some kind of weapon of mass destruction is being sold or something.

by Alan May 9, 2004