alan's definitions

chili dog

when a man shits on a girls chest and then titty fucks her

im gonna give you a chili dog baby!!!

by Alan September 29, 2003

le chique le cool

the zen-point of coolness, presented with an airy, devil-may-care attitude.

damn. where did lola get that bandana? it's le chique le cool, nuff said!

by alan October 19, 2004

Helmet

A stupid person

see also: idiot

by alan March 6, 2004

stairway to heaven

The most gorgeous song done by Led Zeppelin. While the guitar chords are simple, it is composed brilliantly.

I believe stairway to heaven refers to a lady's greed leading to her demise. Much of the song refers to capitalism (western civilizaiton) and money in a negative light.

There's a lady whose sure
All that glitters is gold
and she's buying a stairway to heaven.

There's a feeling I get, when I look to the West/ and my spirit is crying for leaving.

by Alan December 11, 2003

shaik-down

what happens if you get in bed with the South African goverment, make all sorts of self-enriching deals, live the life, and eventually the scorpions catch on to you.

the shaik-bros are in for a bit of a shaik-down!

by alan October 21, 2004

grandpa fucknose

The old bastard in front of you with his left turn signal on who then turns right.

If grandpa fucknose doesnt step on the gas I am going to scream.

by alan January 22, 2004

PTB's

The Powers that Be. See the Man.

Keep this on the hush-hush, we don't want the PTB's catching wind.

by Alan May 9, 2004