alan's definitions

duckbill

Another trendy word meaning 'cool'

People look upon my duckbillness and say, "Wow, if only I was as duckbill as him"

by Alan April 22, 2005

geyo

a tall black kid that hangs out with queers like shawn coopass and levi

(1)gayo
(2)fago
(3)gayo pass the mayo
(4)gizlar

by Alan April 28, 2005

clitty clinger

The poor bastard at a party who can't leave his date alone for a second, afraid to lose her to another guy.

He trailed along behind her and waited at the bathroom door.

by Alan October 1, 2004

frandom

Like "Random" only with an "f" at the start.

What the funk, that was frandom.

by Alan May 16, 2005

spum

unwanted cum, in a similar vein as unwanted email is defined as spam, unwanted cum is defined as spum.

before i could move he spum on my face.

by alan April 5, 2004

Slore

A slutty Whore

Your sisters a slore

by Alan May 22, 2003

jaunbrand

someone who takes your porn, watches it, rips you off for being into a 'sub-genre of a sub-genre', then gives the porn to fano, and it's never to be seen again.

where's the porn?
dunno, i think jaunbrand has it.
you sure? i thought fano had it.
no, jaunbrand has it.
oh.

by alan May 4, 2004