alan's definitions

sano

Man with very big penis

hung like a donkey

by alan August 27, 2003

dirty santa

when a woman puts her fingers between her legs and makes a guy sit on her lap.

give me a dirty santa baby!!!

by Alan September 21, 2003

glizzly

a beastly looking broad; may have body odor similar to grizzly bear

yo, that bitch was straight grizzly

by alan September 27, 2003

shonquisha booty

the most bodacious, radical, phat ass of the world

yo, im tryin to hit that bitch shenana, she got that shonquisha booty, homie

by alan September 27, 2003

chili dog

when a man shits on a girls chest and then titty fucks her

im gonna give you a chili dog baby!!!

by Alan September 29, 2003

parachute

when a man stratches out his testicle skin and places it over someone face

dude, Ryan just gave Dustin the biggest parachute

by Alan September 29, 2003

LPC

Leather Personnel Carrier: footwear. Combat boots, boots in general, shoes, sandals, etc.

Based on the military's fascination with obscure nomenclatures (their name for "name") for ordinary objects, and for acronyms.

Sergeant: "Awraight, maggit, do you think you can operate those LPC's and go fill these five-gallon cans from the water buffalo two miles up the road without hurting anybody?"

by Alan July 27, 2004