alan's definitions

jaunbrand

someone who takes your porn, watches it, rips you off for being into a 'sub-genre of a sub-genre', then gives the porn to fano, and it's never to be seen again.

where's the porn?
dunno, i think jaunbrand has it.
you sure? i thought fano had it.
no, jaunbrand has it.
oh.

by alan May 4, 2004

Slore

A slutty Whore

Your sisters a slore

by Alan May 22, 2003

spum

unwanted cum, in a similar vein as unwanted email is defined as spam, unwanted cum is defined as spum.

before i could move he spum on my face.

by alan April 5, 2004

Mudhut

A short fat woman.

Ann Widecombe, a uk M.P

by Alan December 19, 2003

Money

A paper or coins use to deceive the mind; the leading cause of death and crimes, the only way a dork can get laid

Bill Gates got laid because the girl got paid

by Alan October 8, 2004

fano

Someone who borrows your porn and never returns it.

Where's the porn? Fano's got it.

by alan April 7, 2004

grizzly bear

When a guy has a girl in the doggy style position and pulls out and cums on her back and then throws his pubic hair on her back before she can do anything about it.

Guy 1:Dude did you hear what John pulled on Sarah?
Guy 2: Nah man
Guy 1: He pulled the grizzly bear on that hoe last night
Guy 2: Oh no way! Thats fuckin bad ass!

by Alan May 17, 2006