alan's definitions

Colon Joe

a retarded kid that smells like racid shit

god damn u smell like colon joe

by alan April 20, 2005

crotch crust

On laundry day, the milky white flaky powder found in the crotch of a particularly sexual young lady.

I perused the assortment of pretties in her laundry basket, finding crotch crust in her panties.

by Alan October 1, 2004

frandom

Like "Random" only with an "f" at the start.

What the funk, that was frandom.

by Alan May 16, 2005

dirty santa

when a woman puts her fingers between her legs and makes a guy sit on her lap.

give me a dirty santa baby!!!

by Alan September 21, 2003

grizzly bear

When a guy has a girl in the doggy style position and pulls out and cums on her back and then throws his pubic hair on her back before she can do anything about it.

Guy 1:Dude did you hear what John pulled on Sarah?
Guy 2: Nah man
Guy 1: He pulled the grizzly bear on that hoe last night
Guy 2: Oh no way! Thats fuckin bad ass!

by Alan May 17, 2006

Jesus dandruff

Inclimate winter weather, excessive snow.

There was mad Jesus dandruff out there tonight, I was afraid to be on the road on the way back from the New Years' celebration.

by Alan August 17, 2006

fano

Someone who borrows your porn and never returns it.

Where's the porn? Fano's got it.

by alan April 7, 2004