alan's definitions

Dust trip

The influence of PCP, also known as Angel dust

Did you hear about that guy that took a dust trip and cut his face off with a broken mirror?

by Alan May 9, 2004

grunties

The sex act

Do you fancy indulging in some grunties tonight, darling?

by Alan December 2, 2003

willin

Wankster Illin

Alan:Man i was so illin this weekend
Bri: Man you be willin

by Alan May 5, 2004

man under the umbrella

a mans dick

D's man under the umbrealla is gigantic

by Alan October 14, 2003

Colon Joe

a retarded kid that smells like racid shit

god damn u smell like colon joe

by alan April 20, 2005

oeuvre

A word used by literature professors to express superiority.

"Faulkner's oeuvre is characterized by interminable posturing."

Or, less self-referentially: "I had oeuvre and sausage on toast for breakfast."

by Alan April 15, 2005

louwtjie

aka satan's little helper - the guy in the red suit that always sits on your shoulder and whispers no-good in your ear.

jesus. you look like shit.
yeah. louwtjie stoppped by with a gram and it all went pear-shaped. what day is it?
thursday.
fuck.

by alan June 14, 2004