alan's definitions

shonquisha booty

the most bodacious, radical, phat ass of the world

yo, im tryin to hit that bitch shenana, she got that shonquisha booty, homie

by alan September 27, 2003

willin

Wankster Illin

Alan:Man i was so illin this weekend
Bri: Man you be willin

by Alan May 5, 2004

Fat Stasik

A chick with big nostrils and dark skin. She is not actually fat. She is very nice, but gets taken advantage of. She is pretty hott though.

Fat Stasik's last name is actually Stacicheck.

I just fucked Fat Stasik

by Alan March 12, 2005

jizzmackin'

mackin on a woman with whom your only intentions are to score, (bang the hell out of) with.

Damn, Fred was jizzmackin' that babe so hard he almost got laid at the bar.

by alan March 29, 2004

;v

This emoticon represents the face of someone who has just had a load blown upon them.

My face is covered in man batter! ;v

by Alan April 19, 2005

LPC

Leather Personnel Carrier: footwear. Combat boots, boots in general, shoes, sandals, etc.

Based on the military's fascination with obscure nomenclatures (their name for "name") for ordinary objects, and for acronyms.

Sergeant: "Awraight, maggit, do you think you can operate those LPC's and go fill these five-gallon cans from the water buffalo two miles up the road without hurting anybody?"

by Alan July 27, 2004

bohan

The piece of skin that connects the penis to the ballsack.(scrodum)

Wow he is such a Bohan
I wnt to suck his Bohan

by alan December 6, 2004