alan's definitions

Rimjob

When somebody sticks there legs over the back of there head and somebody licks there arsehole

by alan August 2, 2003

Jesus pimps

Jehova's witnesses.

The Jesus pimps stopped at my door again yesterday.

by Alan May 9, 2004

fano

Talking very fast on the phone, and then insisting to speak to your girlfriend afterwards.

Who's on the phone?
It's fano.
Oh, better hang up then.

or:

Hello.
Hi,-it's-fano-here,-can-i-speak-to-mari?
Ok...

by alan April 7, 2004

hawk

A nationalist, a war supporter.

The hawks in Wahsington were pushing for war before 9/11.

by Alan May 14, 2004

Borange

A particularly bland breakfast cereal.

This cereal is borange. It has to much tasteless and dry bit in it.

A borange muselli

by Alan January 13, 2005

glizzly

a beastly looking broad; may have body odor similar to grizzly bear

yo, that bitch was straight grizzly

by alan September 27, 2003

blivick

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag

when something goes real bad ... it's a blivick

by alan July 10, 2003