alan's definitions

sano

Man with very big penis

hung like a donkey

by alan August 27, 2003

louwtjie

aka satan's little helper - the guy in the red suit that always sits on your shoulder and whispers no-good in your ear.

jesus. you look like shit.
yeah. louwtjie stoppped by with a gram and it all went pear-shaped. what day is it?
thursday.
fuck.

by alan June 14, 2004

Colon Joe

a retarded kid that smells like racid shit

god damn u smell like colon joe

by alan April 20, 2005

viper

1930's term for a person who smoked weed. So called for the hissing noise produced by the joint when smoked.

the viper dreamed about a reefer 10 feet long

by Alan June 4, 2004

gynormous loser

People named Nikki or called Nikki or something to that sort.

I was talkin to this chick Nikki and she was such a gynormous loser.

by alan January 2, 2005

nnud

a 300 pound fat kid whos breath smells like colon joe

holy shit! your breath smells like nnud

by Alan April 22, 2005

le chique le cool

a term loosely used to define coolness in a canine.

damn pippa sure has that thing!
yeah, she is le chique le cool.

by alan October 19, 2004