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chili dog

when a man shits on a girls chest and then titty fucks her
im gonna give you a chili dog baby!!!
by Alan September 29, 2003
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le chique le cool

the zen-point of coolness, presented with an airy, devil-may-care attitude.
damn. where did lola get that bandana? it's le chique le cool, nuff said!
by alan October 19, 2004
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Helmet

by alan March 6, 2004
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stairway to heaven

The most gorgeous song done by Led Zeppelin. While the guitar chords are simple, it is composed brilliantly.

I believe stairway to heaven refers to a lady's greed leading to her demise. Much of the song refers to capitalism (western civilizaiton) and money in a negative light.
There's a lady whose sure
All that glitters is gold
and she's buying a stairway to heaven.

There's a feeling I get, when I look to the West/ and my spirit is crying for leaving.
by Alan December 11, 2003
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shaik-down

what happens if you get in bed with the South African goverment, make all sorts of self-enriching deals, live the life, and eventually the scorpions catch on to you.
the shaik-bros are in for a bit of a shaik-down!
by alan October 21, 2004
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grandpa fucknose

The old bastard in front of you with his left turn signal on who then turns right.
If grandpa fucknose doesnt step on the gas I am going to scream.
by alan January 22, 2004
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PTB's

Keep this on the hush-hush, we don't want the PTB's catching wind.
by Alan May 9, 2004
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