alan's definitions

fnb

aka first national bank, a south africann bank that's pay-off line is 'How can we help you?' in all reality they should change it to 'How can we fuck you?'

oh look fnb is taking all my money without even telling me! oh goody!

by alan October 21, 2004

Chinese

Commonly used by some ignorant people as a catch-all term for all Asian Americans and Asian imigrants.

Person # 1: Dude, look at that Chinese girl over there, hot isn't she?

Person # 2: Hey, man, her names Mary, her parents are Korean, and I've known her since middle school!

by Alan May 8, 2004

jaunbrand

someone who angers the gods on a frequent basis. not to be confused with loki (see louwtjie).

god: 'jaunbrand is really pissing Me off today. i think I'll smite him, or he should get on his knees and repent.'

by alan June 2, 2004

cereal

the international food of stoners

dude hahaha im so hungry haha and so baked lets get some cereal

by alan March 18, 2004

girlie house

a genre of house music favoured by labels like Hed Kandi (amongst others). characterised by loads of female vocals and the fact that jaunbrand is on the dance floor. the girls also like to dance to it. no correlation between these 2 occurences has yet been identified.

damn, fano and jaunbrand are tearing up the dancefloor.
yeah.

by alan June 14, 2004

duckbill

Another trendy word meaning 'cool'

People look upon my duckbillness and say, "Wow, if only I was as duckbill as him"

by Alan April 22, 2005

geyo

a tall black kid that hangs out with queers like shawn coopass and levi

(1)gayo
(2)fago
(3)gayo pass the mayo
(4)gizlar

by Alan April 28, 2005