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skeet

To shoot your man juice up on ur bitch.
by Alan March 10, 2004
mugGet the skeetmug.

Chinese

Commonly used by some ignorant people as a catch-all term for all Asian Americans and Asian imigrants.
Person # 1: Dude, look at that Chinese girl over there, hot isn't she?

Person # 2: Hey, man, her names Mary, her parents are Korean, and I've known her since middle school!
by Alan May 8, 2004
mugGet the Chinesemug.

man under the umbrella

D's man under the umbrealla is gigantic
by Alan October 14, 2003
mugGet the man under the umbrellamug.

;v

This emoticon represents the face of someone who has just had a load blown upon them.
by Alan April 19, 2005
mugGet the ;vmug.

chili dog

when a man shits on a girls chest and then titty fucks her
im gonna give you a chili dog baby!!!
by Alan September 29, 2003
mugGet the chili dogmug.

muffs

a name given to someone who wears muffs. muffman.
watch out for david, his muffs give him super powers.
by Alan March 19, 2005
mugGet the muffsmug.

Helmet

by alan March 6, 2004
mugGet the Helmetmug.

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