alan's definitions

skeet

To shoot your man juice up on ur bitch.

Bob skeeted all over Sally's face.

by Alan March 10, 2004

Chinese

Commonly used by some ignorant people as a catch-all term for all Asian Americans and Asian imigrants.

Person # 1: Dude, look at that Chinese girl over there, hot isn't she?

Person # 2: Hey, man, her names Mary, her parents are Korean, and I've known her since middle school!

by Alan May 8, 2004

man under the umbrella

a mans dick

D's man under the umbrealla is gigantic

by Alan October 14, 2003

;v

This emoticon represents the face of someone who has just had a load blown upon them.

My face is covered in man batter! ;v

by Alan April 19, 2005

chili dog

when a man shits on a girls chest and then titty fucks her

im gonna give you a chili dog baby!!!

by Alan September 29, 2003

muffs

a name given to someone who wears muffs. muffman.

watch out for david, his muffs give him super powers.

by Alan March 19, 2005

Helmet

A stupid person

see also: idiot

by alan March 6, 2004