alan's definitions

spum

unwanted cum, in a similar vein as unwanted email is defined as spam, unwanted cum is defined as spum.

before i could move he spum on my face.

by alan April 5, 2004

Badcock and More

A store somewhere with an unfortunate name.

Josh took a trip to Badcock and More to see what the hell it is they're selling there.

by Alan June 4, 2004

LPC

Leather Personnel Carrier: footwear. Combat boots, boots in general, shoes, sandals, etc.

Based on the military's fascination with obscure nomenclatures (their name for "name") for ordinary objects, and for acronyms.

Sergeant: "Awraight, maggit, do you think you can operate those LPC's and go fill these five-gallon cans from the water buffalo two miles up the road without hurting anybody?"

by Alan July 27, 2004

jizzmackin'

mackin on a woman with whom your only intentions are to score, (bang the hell out of) with.

Damn, Fred was jizzmackin' that babe so hard he almost got laid at the bar.

by alan March 29, 2004

Guangurro

A type of subculture in parts of Japan, consisting of women who bleach their hair light blonde, wear platform shoes, short skirts and lots of bright colors, regularly visit tanning salons, and apply makeup to darken their faces. The word literally means "blackened face" in Japanese. Guangurro often bear a resemblence to Marsha Braidy, from the 1970's sitcom the Brady Bunch. Simmilar in some ways to kogal in that they are most often somewhat conservative.

Last time Timmy was in Tokyo, he saw a Guangurro and took a picture.

by Alan May 9, 2004

zuma-dollars

an interest-free loan that you don't have to pay back. ever.

i wish all banks worked with zuma-dollars!
yeah. fnb sucks!

by alan October 21, 2004

bohan

The piece of skin that connects the penis to the ballsack.(scrodum)

Wow he is such a Bohan
I wnt to suck his Bohan

by alan December 6, 2004