alan's definitions
by Alan January 13, 2005

by alan April 20, 2005

aka satan's little helper - the guy in the red suit that always sits on your shoulder and whispers no-good in your ear.
jesus. you look like shit.
yeah. louwtjie stoppped by with a gram and it all went pear-shaped. what day is it?
thursday.
fuck.
yeah. louwtjie stoppped by with a gram and it all went pear-shaped. what day is it?
thursday.
fuck.
by alan June 14, 2004

"Faulkner's oeuvre is characterized by interminable posturing."
Or, less self-referentially: "I had oeuvre and sausage on toast for breakfast."
Or, less self-referentially: "I had oeuvre and sausage on toast for breakfast."
by Alan April 15, 2005

On laundry day, the milky white flaky powder found in the crotch of a particularly sexual young lady.
by Alan October 1, 2004

What the funk, that was frandom.
by Alan May 16, 2005
