the scorpions

the only effective policing force in South Africa.

is that a scorpion in your arms (deal), or are you just glad to see me?

by alan October 21, 2004

willin

Wankster Illin

Alan:Man i was so illin this weekend
Bri: Man you be willin

by Alan May 06, 2004

asswookie

A Legendary rare breed of Donkey (hence "ass") interbred with a Wookie.

I was walking down the street and I saw a real asswookie!

by Alan August 21, 2004

grandpa fucknose

The old bastard in front of you with his left turn signal on who then turns right.

If grandpa fucknose doesnt step on the gas I am going to scream.

by alan January 22, 2004

Rimjob

When somebody sticks there legs over the back of there head and somebody licks there arsehole

by alan August 02, 2003

Guangurro

A type of subculture in parts of Japan, consisting of women who bleach their hair light blonde, wear platform shoes, short skirts and lots of bright colors, regularly visit tanning salons, and apply makeup to darken their faces. The word literally means "blackened face" in Japanese. Guangurro often bear a resemblence to Marsha Braidy, from the 1970's sitcom the Brady Bunch. Simmilar in some ways to kogal in that they are most often somewhat conservative.

Last time Timmy was in Tokyo, he saw a Guangurro and took a picture.

by Alan May 09, 2004

schmuie

The part of skin between your penis and your ass

im going to bite u in the schmuie
im going to do u in the schmuie

by alan December 06, 2004