alan's definitions

holacolistic

Causing a sheep to defeciate upon a famous landmark or historical monument

I went up the Auckland sky tower last night with a sheep and got holacolistic

by Alan June 15, 2004

wind

1. To be out of physical shape or not in good condition. To feel light-headed and slight pain.
e.g He got winded from that punch

2. A way of dancing

3. A fart
e.g He broke wind

4. A rush of air created by warm air rising and cold air rushing in to takes its place.

5.To use a twisting motion which in turn has a wheel used as a simple machine in order to achieve some task which prepares the object containing the object to be twisted.

e.g I'm going to wind up the toy.

All in my definition.

by Alan February 3, 2004

slpin

sexy lolita playing in nymph

The redneck saw slpin as he drove his truck across a green empty field

by Alan July 25, 2003

Nigz

Another use of the word nigger Slang terms include: nigga and nuggah

What up nigz

by Alan March 16, 2004

Spectorial

a situation that is completely out of control

1) When pascal called louie fat, the situation turned spectorial

by Alan June 15, 2004

fano

Someone who borrows your porn and never returns it.

Where's the porn? Fano's got it.

by alan April 7, 2004

Swench

A slutty Wench of a female

Your mum is a swencch

by Alan May 22, 2003