Muttongeoff

Closely related to muttonhead, but of a different variety like glovehead

Glovehead was a muttonhead when he hid his beer under his bed.

by alan November 25, 2003

heavenlylay

oi oi, so tired at d mo, soz i eint written on dis fing 4 time, soz!!! yeh i bin gettin a lot better of l8ly, not 100% but i am gettin a lot betta, wot u bin up 2 of l8ly? apart from buggin me, lol onllllllllllly jokin, how iz my lil gyal chloe??? CHLOE U MISSIN ME! U BEST BE!!! lol, tell ur mum i said ello ello, anywayz chat 2 u on msn now, nite nite

by Alan October 20, 2003

parked the shark

It's when a long-running clubbing institution ends, and, the frontrunners of that institution don't realise it's all over. It's commonly identified by that phrase 'that is how it is now'.

alan: can't believe carpark is getting us to get him gear for his party.
rob-e: the young ones will look back on this day when more parked the shark..
alan: i guess that is how it is now...

by alan February 20, 2006

Oyster

phlem

I hoked a fat oyster a spit it in D's face.

by Alan October 19, 2003

Curious Snake

when a mans dick is hanging out of the hole in his boxers

yo's curious snake is peeking around the corner

by Alan October 19, 2003

Baghdad Coffin

When the situation arises where you're visually blocked from the action and you have to terminate friend and foe in order to secure the objective for your team.

I had to baghdad coffin my comrade who had our flag along with the enemy flag carrier because they were in a close exchange of fire.

by Alan August 10, 2004

benchmarks

statistics paid by the companies to make there product look better than the cheaper one often calculated by biased tests using pc and 3d mark.

The benchmarks for HL2 show that on this PC a radeon 9200 gets 300 fps while the gf fx 5950 ultra only gets 10. :(.

see fps

by alan March 28, 2004