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jaunbrand

A sidekick. Not the normally trusted sidekick, but a highly untrustworthy and sporadic sidekick. Also, a very short sidekick. Not to be confused with a midget or a dwarf.
Hey, where the hell is jaunbrand?

Quick, someone call jaunbrand. fano's on the phone, and it just started to snow.

Fuck, I can't go out tonight, jaunbrand has other plans. Yeah, the little fuck.

Dunno where jaunbrand is. He is not answering his cellphone, damn foo.
by alan April 7, 2004
mugGet the jaunbrandmug.

dirty santa

when a woman puts her fingers between her legs and makes a guy sit on her lap.
by Alan September 21, 2003
mugGet the dirty santamug.

stoat

A device used to counter attack whimsical statements, or Tom Birddus, aka hambule.
Guard the flanks ! Protect the rear ! Launch all stoat !
by Alan March 20, 2005
mugGet the stoatmug.

gilgongo

Something to say when you, or someone you know, has totally exterminated a species.
"All the penguins are dead!"
"GILGONGO!"
by Alan January 31, 2005
mugGet the gilgongomug.

puppy

by alan January 22, 2004
mugGet the puppymug.

shonquisha booty

the most bodacious, radical, phat ass of the world
yo, im tryin to hit that bitch shenana, she got that shonquisha booty, homie
by alan September 27, 2003
mugGet the shonquisha bootymug.

Fat Stasik

A chick with big nostrils and dark skin. She is not actually fat. She is very nice, but gets taken advantage of. She is pretty hott though.
Fat Stasik's last name is actually Stacicheck.

I just fucked Fat Stasik
by Alan March 12, 2005
mugGet the Fat Stasikmug.

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