alan's definitions
A sidekick. Not the normally trusted sidekick, but a highly untrustworthy and sporadic sidekick. Also, a very short sidekick. Not to be confused with a midget or a dwarf.
Hey, where the hell is jaunbrand?
Quick, someone call jaunbrand. fano's on the phone, and it just started to snow.
Fuck, I can't go out tonight, jaunbrand has other plans. Yeah, the little fuck.
Dunno where jaunbrand is. He is not answering his cellphone, damn foo.
Quick, someone call jaunbrand. fano's on the phone, and it just started to snow.
Fuck, I can't go out tonight, jaunbrand has other plans. Yeah, the little fuck.
Dunno where jaunbrand is. He is not answering his cellphone, damn foo.
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A chick with big nostrils and dark skin. She is not actually fat. She is very nice, but gets taken advantage of. She is pretty hott though.
by Alan March 12, 2005
