alan's definitions

jaunbrand

A sidekick. Not the normally trusted sidekick, but a highly untrustworthy and sporadic sidekick. Also, a very short sidekick. Not to be confused with a midget or a dwarf.

Hey, where the hell is jaunbrand?

Quick, someone call jaunbrand. fano's on the phone, and it just started to snow.

Fuck, I can't go out tonight, jaunbrand has other plans. Yeah, the little fuck.

Dunno where jaunbrand is. He is not answering his cellphone, damn foo.

by alan April 7, 2004

dirty santa

when a woman puts her fingers between her legs and makes a guy sit on her lap.

give me a dirty santa baby!!!

by Alan September 21, 2003

stoat

A device used to counter attack whimsical statements, or Tom Birddus, aka hambule.

Guard the flanks ! Protect the rear ! Launch all stoat !

by Alan March 20, 2005

gilgongo

Something to say when you, or someone you know, has totally exterminated a species.

"All the penguins are dead!"
"GILGONGO!"

by Alan January 31, 2005

puppy

slang term for penis

hey sweet thang, how bout you suck my puppy?

by alan January 22, 2004

shonquisha booty

the most bodacious, radical, phat ass of the world

yo, im tryin to hit that bitch shenana, she got that shonquisha booty, homie

by alan September 27, 2003

Fat Stasik

A chick with big nostrils and dark skin. She is not actually fat. She is very nice, but gets taken advantage of. She is pretty hott though.

Fat Stasik's last name is actually Stacicheck.

I just fucked Fat Stasik

by Alan March 12, 2005