alan's definitions

Folken

A guy that is a coding guru and good people.

'That Folken is such a coder man!'

by Alan January 11, 2005

Boojum chaser

One who spends inordinate ammounts of energy and time trying to attack a precieved enemy which does not exist. A UFO expert, paranormal investigator or one who rants and rails constantly about how communism is still a threat to our very way of life.

The John Birch society is populated by delusional, paranoid boojum chasers.

by Alan May 9, 2004

the scorpions

the only effective policing force in South Africa.

is that a scorpion in your arms (deal), or are you just glad to see me?

by alan October 21, 2004

Xpert

An 'Xpert' is someone who can over come nearly every obstacle.
Mainly associated as somebody who has exceptional computer knowledge and a person who will always aspire to be better.

This type of person is often fond of a quote like
"This war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair... greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope... against this peril we must never surrender. No one knows the shape of the future, or where it will take us -- we know only that the future is always born in pain."

If you played an 'Xpert' on Halo, be prepared to lose.

by Alan January 6, 2005