137 definitions by alan

nokia 6600

a cellphone that does nothing they sold it to be. it's slow, it crashes all the time, it's a dud.

is that the best cellphone in the market that you waited for two years to get? no, it's a nokia 6600.

by alan October 21, 2004

glizzly

a beastly looking broad; may have body odor similar to grizzly bear

yo, that bitch was straight grizzly

by alan September 27, 2003

jaunbrand

someone who takes your porn, watches it, rips you off for being into a 'sub-genre of a sub-genre', then gives the porn to fano, and it's never to be seen again.

where's the porn?
dunno, i think jaunbrand has it.
you sure? i thought fano had it.
no, jaunbrand has it.
oh.

by alan May 5, 2004

jaunbrand

someone who angers the gods on a frequent basis. not to be confused with loki (see louwtjie).

god: 'jaunbrand is really pissing Me off today. i think I'll smite him, or he should get on his knees and repent.'

by alan June 2, 2004

jaunbrand

a very very short person (or other short object)

Ronald Reagan was such a jaunbrand.
His new girlfiend laughed when she saw the size of his penis - it was a jaunbrand.

by alan April 6, 2004

jaunbrand

A sidekick. Not the normally trusted sidekick, but a highly untrustworthy and sporadic sidekick. Also, a very short sidekick. Not to be confused with a midget or a dwarf.

Hey, where the hell is jaunbrand?

Quick, someone call jaunbrand. fano's on the phone, and it just started to snow.

Fuck, I can't go out tonight, jaunbrand has other plans. Yeah, the little fuck.

Dunno where jaunbrand is. He is not answering his cellphone, damn foo.

by alan April 7, 2004

dirty santa

when a woman puts her fingers between her legs and makes a guy sit on her lap.

give me a dirty santa baby!!!

by alan September 22, 2003