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duckbill

Another trendy word meaning 'cool'
People look upon my duckbillness and say, "Wow, if only I was as duckbill as him"
by Alan April 22, 2005
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loo

a kid that has one eye lower then the other
loo loo eye low eye josh low eye
by alan April 21, 2005
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Colon Joe

a retarded kid that smells like racid shit
god damn u smell like colon joe
by alan April 20, 2005
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;v

This emoticon represents the face of someone who has just had a load blown upon them.
by Alan April 19, 2005
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oeuvre

A word used by literature professors to express superiority.
"Faulkner's oeuvre is characterized by interminable posturing."

Or, less self-referentially: "I had oeuvre and sausage on toast for breakfast."
by Alan April 15, 2005
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girlie porn

soft-focus porn featuring better-looking girls then your regular gonzo romp, normally identified by the fact that there is no red 'rec' icon flashing in the corner of the screen. a close cousin of girlie house.
sheesh, i just wasted 900 megs downloading some girlie porn cause bruno wanted some. how will i ever be able to face jaunbrand and fano again?
by alan April 1, 2005
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stoat

A device used to counter attack whimsical statements, or Tom Birddus, aka hambule.
Guard the flanks ! Protect the rear ! Launch all stoat !
by Alan March 20, 2005
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