alan's definitions
is that the best cellphone in the market that you waited for two years to get? no, it's a nokia 6600.
by alan October 21, 2004

When the situation arises where you're visually blocked from the action and you have to terminate friend and foe in order to secure the objective for your team.
I had to baghdad coffin my comrade who had our flag along with the enemy flag carrier because they were in a close exchange of fire.
by Alan August 10, 2004

The girl is on her back with her heels on the back of his neck. He is standing with his arms wrapped around her shoulders. And then she screams "Hucklebuck!"
Christy and I were on the boat labor day weekend at lake Texoma and I introduced her to the Hucklebuck; with some of her friends.
by Alan February 6, 2005

A derogatory term for Canadians. Not that it exists already, I just think it would be cool to start a new term. Also, I have met a few people who don't know the term canuck. Puck, because it's the main point of interest in hocket, a predominantly Canadian sport.
by alan June 14, 2004

The poor bastard at a party who can't leave his date alone for a second, afraid to lose her to another guy.
by Alan October 1, 2004

by Alan May 14, 2004
