Fantasy Schedules

The most pointless things ever created.

Everytime I see a fantasy schedule I die a little on the inside.

by Your mom January 14, 2004

No-Hitter

Noun; A jackoff who tries to play blackjack, but refuses to hit any hand that he may bust with.

The dealer was showing a 10 and he had a hard 12, but he still wouldn't hit the hand. What a fucking no-hitter.

by Your mom February 19, 2004

shwag

weed

i bought 3 grams of shwag

by your mom October 06, 2003

dumpmouth

adj; when someones breath smells like they are sucking on shit.

Hilda's dumpmouth is so bad that it could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by Your mom February 20, 2004

Field School

A school in Northwest DC. It used to be in a town house downtown, but then it moved to a big mansion, and changed like crazy.

This school is so uptight, and you get in trouble for the stupidest things.

Most of the kids are stoned all the time, as well as some of the teachers.

Almost every single kid that attends this school has ADD, ADHD or some other learning disability.

Joe: Hey Bob, whats the answer to number 3?
Bob: It's- OMG A BUTTERFLY!!

by your mom April 12, 2005

n00b'd

They act of 'n00bing' or 'making a n00b'. Used when somebody accidently makes a n00b-like typo. Can also be spelled 'n00bed'.

See also: n00b

Person1: Wow!1 Really?
Person2: HAHA. You n00b'd.

by Your Mom March 01, 2005

what the cracker?

what the hell or what the fu*k?

what the cracker, why did your mom ground u?

by your mom November 09, 2003