Hoed

The act of making someone your ho.

Vincent- Why are you drilling that wood?

Stuart- I'm warming up for your mom tonight.

Nathan- Damn, he just hoed you.

by SpeakerForTheDead March 17, 2009

Hoed

When someone takes your nuts, treats you like a bitch

Guy1...Say Cochise, that's my fuckin seat, if you wanna sit down clean you a spot at the table

Cochise..... Silence...moves seats

Guy2&3..... Maaaan Cochise got hoed

by Smartmouthasshole October 03, 2018

ho ho ho

Santa's cry, or three prostitutes.

ho ho ho, it's christmas!

by Tom Thirwall August 30, 2003

ho ho ho

The three words Santa Clause says when he sees your mother, aunt and sister in the same room.

Santa: Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas.

by Roy- December 20, 2006

ho ho ho

Santa's laugh, also see Paris Hilton

Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!!

Kandi: Omigod! It's Paris Hilton! See?
Me (pointing at Paris): Ho ho ho!!!

by Quack Quack December 25, 2005

Ho Ho Ho

A girl who dates a guy a week before Christmas (Or any holiday where gifts are to be bought) so he will buy her a really nice gift, and then break up with him the following week.

John: "Dude emily is really hot!"

Jason: "I know dude but she's a ho ho ho, she'll date you around the holidays to get gifts, and then break up with your ass."

John: "Ah man that sucks!"

by blinkmesoftly December 20, 2009

ho-ho-ho

Something said when one needs to be perceived as jovial but when you are in actual fact pissed well and truly off.

Child: Oh look its Santa!
Santa: Ho-ho-ho!

Or as in the of the Jolly Green Giant.

Jolly Green Giant: I come from the valley and I stand for goodness.
Chorus (sings): Greeeeen Gi-ant.
Jolly Green Giant: Ho-ho-ho.

by Mark Brendans January 19, 2006