hoed

hoed means to be insulted by a person either playfully or maliciously. hoed and joed are the same thing hoed is what you say around your friends, joed is what you say around a tattle-telling adult...at least in my hood

tracy said you smell like open booty. she hoed you

by liz kindle February 28, 2004

hoed

to insult someone
also joed

she got hoed by trey. He said her breath stank!

by liz kindle February 28, 2004

hoed

1) Doing something nice to get complete disrespect from the person the nice act was done for.

2) Starting a conversation with a female who rejects you/shuts you down.

3) Paying large amounts of money or working very hard for nothing in return.

4) Etc...you get the picture.

1) I just helped Johnny do his Chem homework. He didn't even say thanks, or help me with my Calc. That ass hole hoed me for the last time.

2) Hey baby, wat's up? ........ Bitch hoed me!

3) Just paid the last of my court fines, man I got so hoed.

by minminns September 8, 2006

HOED

Acronym for “hopped on every dick”

Melinda has literally HOED in a half-mile radius like some sort of cock hungry kangaroo.

by Meeka2493 April 21, 2018

Hoed

The act of making someone your ho.

Vincent- Why are you drilling that wood?

Stuart- I'm warming up for your mom tonight.

Nathan- Damn, he just hoed you.

by SpeakerForTheDead March 16, 2009

hoed

1. A word mangle of "ho" and "coed".
2. A coed with the charachter traits of a "ho".
3. Girls that college recruiters use to seduce HS athletic scholarship prospects so that the prospect will sign with the college.

The Tennessee football recruiting program used some dropdead georgeous "hoeds" to help sign their new recruits.

Suzy is really enjoying college. She is such a hoed.

Those girls at KA are all hoeds.

by RichardCheddar December 20, 2009

hoed

after sleeping with a ho...you are hoed

bob-what did u do after the party last night
fred-i got hoed man!

by qtr than u April 5, 2003