Life Imprisonment

When a prisoner is sentenced to spend the rest of their life in prison. A very useless sentence, because once a prisoner gets it, they might as well have the death penalty. Either way they're going to die in prison. There are three types of life sentences.

Life With Parole:

When the prisoner gets sentenced to life, but is eligible for parole release after a certain number of years (usually 25 years). This is the most common sentence, as it ensures the prisoner will have an incentive to behave in prison, and it allows them back into society on strict monitoring. It's not a guarantee, to earn parole, you must behave very well in prison and show that you're worthy of being released.

Life Without Parole:

Life Imprisonment with no parole eligibility. If you get this, you're spending the rest of your days behind bars no matter what, unless you get the governor of your state to grant you clemency. This is hard to do, and the fact that you're likely a murderer isn't going to earn you much sympathy. But, if you truly can convince the governor you've changed, it might be worth a shot.

Practical Life Sentence

Any sentence that is longer than the prisoner will likely live. Generally, sentences higher than 75 years in prison fit this category, as even a young adult likely won't live to see their release date. These are handed out usually when a person has many crimes stacked against them, with no single one worthy of a life sentence, but adding up to like 100 years.
Two US states have Abolished Life Imprisonment.

Alaska, which still hands out the practical life sentence of 99 years in prison

Connecticut, which has lowered its maximum prison term from life to 25 years.

Also, some states have abolished life without parole, but still hand out life sentences with parole eligibility. These are:

Rhode Island
New York
Illinois
Washington
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Vaxidiot

Someone who doesn't understand how vaccines work and refuse to educate themselves.
Vaxidiot #1: VACCINATIONS SECRETLY INJECT YOU WITH AUTISM

Smart Person: No, Vaxidiot, autism involves a chemical imbalance in the brain, it is not an injectable disease

Vaxidiot #2: I'M SO SCARED TO CATCH COVID IM GONNA LOCK MYSELF IN THE CLOSET AND CRY

Smart Person: But didn't you get the COVID-19 vaccine?

Vaxidiot #2: Yes but I'M SCARED AHHH

Smart Person: Calm yourself, you're vaccinated and protected, do you seriously not understand how vaccines work?
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In-laws

Proof that hell on earth exists
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Christopher Columbus

A man who is wrongly portrayed as evil. He was not evil, racism was simply a fact of life back then. He also didn’t kill all native Americans, most of them died by disease.
Keep Christopher Columbus day! He was a smart man who gave birth to the modern Western Hemisphere. None of us Americans would be here without him. He didn’t slaughter all the Natives, disease killed them.
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American Education System

A human rights violation. The baby boomer teachers working there are complete narcissists, who think you owe them every bit of respect for nothing more than them being older than you. They talk down on you and treat you worse than dogshit. You're loaded with fucking stacks and stacks of work just so the boomer teacher narcissists can punch in your grade and get their paycheck.

They don't care about your future. They act like they want you to get into college. Schools put you through mental, social, and emotional torture. Hell, even they physically torture you when they make you hold your piss in order to not be "rude by disrupting the class".

I will NEVER in my life send my kids here. I'm going to homeschool them so they actually fucking learn something and don't get put through hard labor. I'm going to send smart, intelligent, and happy kids out into the real world, unlike these douche bags in the public schools. They put traumatized and depressed young adults into the world. And then we wonder why young adults are so mentally unwell. They encourage left wing ideals, homosexuality, and everything else God disapproves of.

I have respect for the good teachers, you know exactly who you are. I've had a few good teachers, and them simply respecting me and not being a narcissist can do SO much to change my attitude for their class. All they have to do is not be a narcissist, and they've already got loads of my respect.

But sadly, those teachers are a minority at this point.
The American Education System is to blame for all the issues with young adults in the US.
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Prison

Communism. You get free housing, free healthcare, free meals, free to, free recreation, free water, and free soap (just hold on to it tight)
Prison is communism because everything is free and they barely make you work. Great place, just hold on to that soap real tight.
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