Definitions by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx
Dog Shit
A common unpleasant surprise one can find on their shoe after going on a walk in the park. Also it sticks nicely to your shoe and will enter every crevice of the bottom of your shoe as to make it nearly impossible to completely get rid of, so a tiny bit will be on your shoe permanently.
Sometimes after you return from a walk in the park, you're treated to dog shit on the bottom of your shoe that you have to scrape off bit by bit because nothing else will work.
Dog Shit by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 18, 2020
Assclown
Someone who tries to impress people or be funny but makes an absolute fool of themselves instead. They also tend to screw many simple tasks up. Similar to an asshat, but asshats know this, whereas assclowns have no idea that they are making themselves look stupid.
Andy makes sex jokes that make no sense, thinks farting is funny, thinks he’s cool by doing a single backflip on a trampoline, can’t even pour a glass of water without causing a spill, and has absolutely no clue that everyone thinks he’s a fool. This makes Andy an assclown.
Jake makes terrible jokes, willfully pays no attention to his surroundings when performing tasks, and enjoys making a fool out of himself in front of friends. Jake and his friends know that he’s not actually a fool. This makes Jake an asshat.
Jake makes terrible jokes, willfully pays no attention to his surroundings when performing tasks, and enjoys making a fool out of himself in front of friends. Jake and his friends know that he’s not actually a fool. This makes Jake an asshat.
Assclown by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 5, 2020
2020
2020 by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 30, 2020
Pictures of children
Pictures of children by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 29, 2020
Car crash pickup
When you see your crush driving in front of you and you want her number so bad that you deliberately cause a car crash. You’ll need her number for insurance purposes, so it’s a guaranteed way to get her number.
Car crash pickup by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 29, 2020
Offended on behalf of someone else
One of the most annoying things to come across is someone who is offended on behalf of someone else, especially when that other person themselves isn't offended or even a victim. It's when someone is offended by something that isn't an attack on them.
American Liberals are offended on behalf of someone else when they try to make us replace "Indian" with "Native American", even when Indians themselves prefer the former and are not offended at all.
Offended on behalf of someone else by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 20, 2020
Sister-in-law
My sister-in-law ruined my wedding by demanding I pay for her wedding and starting a family fight. Of course my mother-in-law took her side.
Sister-in-law by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 17, 2020