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Hemisphere

The act of exposing the male genitalia after lifting the scrotum over the entire penis towards the stomach. This forms a half globe of hairy scrotum skin, affectionately known as The Hemisphere.
I discovered the Hemisphere the other day while washing my under-scrotum in the shower.

I heard my roommate about to come into the room, so I got a nice hemisphere ready for him. Turns out it was his girlfriend, instead. My bad.

The Hemisphere is a personal favorite. When no one's looking, prepare it quickly, and they'll have a pleasant surprise waiting for them when they notice.
Hemisphere by Jakenastics March 11, 2009
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hemisphere

v., lesbian slang, to engage in a rather lofty boobjob
Patricia, darling, I will hemisphere you within an inch of your life. Prepare yourself.
hemisphere by Memetan August 18, 2006

Hemisphere Rear 

A rear end that is so defined that it resembles a hemisphere (half of a sphere). Also acceptable is the term "Hemisphere Butt"
Person #1: Dude check out the girl in the yoga pants!

Person #2: Oh yeah man! Awesome hemisphere rear!
Hemisphere Rear by PapaSnow October 27, 2010

great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere 

Something Theo saw on David Attenborough.
What are you talking 'bout mate? It's the great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere! Fascinating, really.

northern hemisphere 

"Dude, have you seen Alison's northern hemisphere?"

The Great Seagull Death Migration Of The Southern Hemisphere 

Something Theo saw on David Attenborough once
Mate, it's The Great Seagull Death Migration Of The Southern Hemisphere

Qauzam Hemisphere 

A place of abnormal blue color, black holes, and emptiness. It is located in a reigon of space.
Person 1: That guy is dumb.
Person 2: His head is as empty as the Qauzam Hemisphere
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