A 49 year old fully grown man who talked to young girls online, and quit YouTube because the feds were investigating him.
Lolitsalex is a grown ass 49 year old man playing and raging over a block game and talking to girls on it who are a quarter his age.
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Texas, Alta California, and Arizona were ceded to America. America was also given partial control over a part of Panama, where it intended to build a canal.
British Honduras (now Belize) and Mosquito Coast (now parts of Nicaragua and Honduras) were ceded back to the British Empire, who had previously lost those territories to Mexico.
Parts of Northern Mexico were put into the sphere of influence of America and Napoleon's France.
Mexico recognized the independence of Panama, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, and Yucatan.
Mexico recognized British sphere of influence over the Yucatan state, and recognized American influence over the remaining independent states.
Mexico was forced to demilitarize its northern provinces.
America, France, and Britain were permitted to have armies in Mexico city.
Texas, Alta California, and Arizona were ceded to America. America was also given partial control over a part of Panama, where it intended to build a canal.
British Honduras (now Belize) and Mosquito Coast (now parts of Nicaragua and Honduras) were ceded back to the British Empire, who had previously lost those territories to Mexico.
Parts of Northern Mexico were put into the sphere of influence of America and Napoleon's France.
Mexico recognized the independence of Panama, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, and Yucatan.
Mexico recognized British sphere of influence over the Yucatan state, and recognized American influence over the remaining independent states.
Mexico was forced to demilitarize its northern provinces.
America, France, and Britain were permitted to have armies in Mexico city.
The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo took down the Mexican Empire. Mexico later refused terms of the treaty and took up arms again, which ended the French and American spheres of influence over Mexico, recognized full Mexican sovereignty over Yucatan, and revoked all limitations on the Mexican military. The second treaty restored Mexican territorial integrity, whilst still leaving Central America dominated by the British and Americans.
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1. Always eat and chew with your mouth wide open.
2. Talk while chewing.
3. Slurp whenever you drink a beverage.
4. Loudly bite your spoon or fork when using it.
5. Every time you open your mouth, loudly take a deep breath.
6. Get a good nice "ahhh" whenever you finish sipping your beverage
7. Burp at least a few times.
8. Lick your face and fingers to get all the food off it. Napkins are for losers.
9. Every time you put food in your mouth, loudly drop your silverware so it makes a "bang" on your plate.
10. If you're having soup, let plenty of it drip down into your bowl so it sounds like a nice waterfall.
1. Always eat and chew with your mouth wide open.
2. Talk while chewing.
3. Slurp whenever you drink a beverage.
4. Loudly bite your spoon or fork when using it.
5. Every time you open your mouth, loudly take a deep breath.
6. Get a good nice "ahhh" whenever you finish sipping your beverage
7. Burp at least a few times.
8. Lick your face and fingers to get all the food off it. Napkins are for losers.
9. Every time you put food in your mouth, loudly drop your silverware so it makes a "bang" on your plate.
10. If you're having soup, let plenty of it drip down into your bowl so it sounds like a nice waterfall.
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He is currently charged with aiding and abetting murder, and faces up to 40 years in prison. He is currently free on $750,000 bail until at least March 3, when his trial begins. He likely will spend several decades behind bars.
He is currently charged with aiding and abetting murder, and faces up to 40 years in prison. He is currently free on $750,000 bail until at least March 3, when his trial begins. He likely will spend several decades behind bars.
J. Alexander Kueng warned Derek Chauvin of George Floyd's lack of pulse, but did nothing to stop him from kneeling on Mr. Floyd's neck. He remains a free man, at least for now.
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Jake (in August 2001): Dude what a time to be alive the economy is booming and the 2000's will be even better than the 90's.
Josh: I wouldn't be so sure, remember what happened to the roaring 20's?
Jake: Nah bro the 2000's will be just like the 90's. Nothing can change it.
Jake: (1 month later): Ah shit man the twin towers got attacked and now we're in a war in Iraq, and there's a bunch of mass shootings everywhere. All these kids are getting cell phones and being dysfunctional. Damn, what a HORRIBLE time to be alive.
Josh: See I told you! Now I'll be grateful that I cherished the good times.
Josh: I wouldn't be so sure, remember what happened to the roaring 20's?
Jake: Nah bro the 2000's will be just like the 90's. Nothing can change it.
Jake: (1 month later): Ah shit man the twin towers got attacked and now we're in a war in Iraq, and there's a bunch of mass shootings everywhere. All these kids are getting cell phones and being dysfunctional. Damn, what a HORRIBLE time to be alive.
Josh: See I told you! Now I'll be grateful that I cherished the good times.
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Get the 2001 mug.A way society continues to abuse men. Men who are duped into signing court papers and never get to see their kids because of their bitch of an ex wife have to pay it, yet, they NEVER get to see their kids. Also, how come a woman can have an abortion without any consent from the dad but yet still expects him to pay if she doesn't have one? How come the dad has no rights yet tons of responsibilities for the child?
It's a societal abuse of divorced men.
It's a societal abuse of divorced men.
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The term was coined by Florida governor Ron DeSantis, who declared that "Florida chooses freedom over Faucism". The term itself is named after Dr. Anthony Fauci, one such bureaucrat.
The term was coined by Florida governor Ron DeSantis, who declared that "Florida chooses freedom over Faucism". The term itself is named after Dr. Anthony Fauci, one such bureaucrat.
COVID was waning in June of 2021, so the bureaucratic CDC and their faucism came up with the delta variant and now everyone is panicking once more.
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