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School Firewall

The reason I can’t go on urban dictionary in school. Seriously, just use school WiFi if you want to get a feel of how frustrating it is to use the internet in China.

The school firewall is a hated existence. It’s similar to the great Chinese firewall.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020

Election year

A year before a presidential election in which no one can get along, everyone is divided, cancel culture is rampant, and it seems endless until the day after the winner is announced and we go back to being normal for 3 years until the next election year.

I hate election years

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 2, 2020

Pull your head out of your ass

Something you say to someone when they need to stop procrastinating and/or willfully ignoring problems around them that need to be solved. When someone is willfully slacking off, this is a great term to use.

When someone has their head in their ass, it means they're intentionally avoiding the subject of problems that need to be fixed, or they're intentionally making themselves ignorant of a problem. People do this because they think the problem may just disappear, but it never will, that's just life. You have to confront your troubles, not ignore them.

Mom: Jake, how's homework and school going?

Jake: I don't know I'm just taking a nap

Mom: It's 10PM, have you even started today's homework?!?

Jake: No mom it's fine

Mom: NO Jake, it's not fine, Pull your head out of your ass and get to work, or else you're gonna end up being a failure and a drug addict just like your disowned half brother!

Jake: FINE Mom!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020