The woman who doesn’t come to your wedding because she has more important things to do, yet expects you to pay for half of her wedding and will upend the entire family unless she gets her way. She is usually supported by your mother-in-law who somehow always takes her side in every possible argument.
Your sister-in-law thinks she’s entitled to you paying for half her wedding yet she has the audacity to not even come to your wedding.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 14, 2020
The ultra important, high falutin, and just all around annoying sister of your spouse. She will not be at your wedding because she has more important things to do, and if by chance she shows up, she'll ruin it. She's your mother-in-law's teammate and soldier.
The ideal sister-in-law is one that resides six feet below the ground in a cemetery, right next to the ideal mother-in-law.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 01, 2021
My sister-in-law ruined my wedding by demanding I pay for her wedding and starting a family fight. Of course my mother-in-law took her side.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 18, 2020
Period of your life when you’re aged 4 to 12. Something precious. You only get it once. It’s the best time of your life, but you don’t realize that until it’s over. You have almost no worries or responsibilities. The world goes easy on you. Most kids want to grow up because they’re naive and think that adulthood is a good thing.
Your childhood slips away, fast. It’s not a specific moment, but rather a gradual process lasting about 3-6 months. This happens around age 13 when your voice deepens and your nuts get bigger. This is the point you start realizing that being a teenager isn’t so great after all. But by that point, of course, it’s too late. Because congratulations, your childhood is gone for good and it’s never coming back. The closest thing you’ll get to childhood is watching your own kids grow up. You’ll tell them to enjoy it while they can but they’ll ignore that advice just like you ignored it from your parents. And then the cycle goes on.
Your childhood slips away, fast. It’s not a specific moment, but rather a gradual process lasting about 3-6 months. This happens around age 13 when your voice deepens and your nuts get bigger. This is the point you start realizing that being a teenager isn’t so great after all. But by that point, of course, it’s too late. Because congratulations, your childhood is gone for good and it’s never coming back. The closest thing you’ll get to childhood is watching your own kids grow up. You’ll tell them to enjoy it while they can but they’ll ignore that advice just like you ignored it from your parents. And then the cycle goes on.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 14, 2020
Intentional arson to one's own business or home in hopes of receiving insurance money for the damage. Usually done to a home or business that you are having no success selling and are just really desperate to retrieve home equity from. The practice can be prosecuted under numerous felonies, but rarely is, because it's very hard to prove you intentionally set fire to a building. Often times, some idiots pour gasoline all over their building in hopes of it burning faster, but that's the most common way people get caught for it. As soon as the cops and the fire department smell gasoline and see it everywhere, you're getting arrested for arson and attempted insurance fraud, and you won't get a penny from insurance.
The term is in reference to the fact that, prior to WW2, most Jewish businesses in Europe were boycotted, so they went out of business. Because they were out of business, and no one wanted to buy a Jewish business, the businesses and buildings were essentially worthless because no one would buy them. But because, on paper, the business and its building still had value, Jews would often intentionally set fire to their own businesses in hopes of getting insurance money from it, because that was the only practical way they could take back the equity value of their business.
The term is in reference to the fact that, prior to WW2, most Jewish businesses in Europe were boycotted, so they went out of business. Because they were out of business, and no one wanted to buy a Jewish business, the businesses and buildings were essentially worthless because no one would buy them. But because, on paper, the business and its building still had value, Jews would often intentionally set fire to their own businesses in hopes of getting insurance money from it, because that was the only practical way they could take back the equity value of their business.
Bob's convenience store went out of business, and then coincidentally burned down after he failed to sell it. He got a million dollars of insurance money.
Bob also wanted to move after this, but since his home wouldn't sell, he set fire to it to get insurance money. This time, however, Bob was impatient, so he poured gasoline all over his house. This was a bad decision, because as soon as the fire department and the cops got there, the smelled the Gasoline and knew it was Jewish lightning. He got arrested and convicted of arson and attempted insurance fraud and got sentenced to 5 years in prison. He also got no insurance money.
Bob also wanted to move after this, but since his home wouldn't sell, he set fire to it to get insurance money. This time, however, Bob was impatient, so he poured gasoline all over his house. This was a bad decision, because as soon as the fire department and the cops got there, the smelled the Gasoline and knew it was Jewish lightning. He got arrested and convicted of arson and attempted insurance fraud and got sentenced to 5 years in prison. He also got no insurance money.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 15, 2021
Someone who is descended from more than one race. All people are to some extent (5-10%) but this refers to people who aren’t more than 75% descended from a single race. Hispanic and Latino people are all descended of mixed Amerindian, African, and European ancestors.
Some multiracial terms
Mulatto: Mix of black and white (considered offensive by some)
Mestizo: A Hispanic person of mixed Native American and European blood
Métis: A non Hispanic person of mixed Native American and European blood
Hapa: A person of mixed Asian and European blood
Zambo: A person of mixed African and Native American blood
Pardo: Someone of mixed African, Native American, and European blood
Euronesian: someone of mixed European and Pacific Islander blood
Indo-White: Someone of mixed Indian and European blood
Mulatto: Mix of black and white (considered offensive by some)
Mestizo: A Hispanic person of mixed Native American and European blood
Métis: A non Hispanic person of mixed Native American and European blood
Hapa: A person of mixed Asian and European blood
Zambo: A person of mixed African and Native American blood
Pardo: Someone of mixed African, Native American, and European blood
Euronesian: someone of mixed European and Pacific Islander blood
Indo-White: Someone of mixed Indian and European blood
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020
One who lets sensitivity, going with the crowd, and utopian thinking get in the way of common sense. Democrats are the worst of two evils. They believe in socialism, cracking down on free speech with hate speech laws, recognizing the ridiculous and unscientific concept of third genders, and refuse to recognize that unborn children are still children
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 05, 2021