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Vaxidiot #1: VACCINATIONS SECRETLY INJECT YOU WITH AUTISM
Smart Person: No, Vaxidiot, autism involves a chemical imbalance in the brain, it is not an injectable disease
Vaxidiot #2: I'M SO SCARED TO CATCH COVID IM GONNA LOCK MYSELF IN THE CLOSET AND CRY
Smart Person: But didn't you get the COVID-19 vaccine?
Vaxidiot #2: Yes but I'M SCARED AHHH
Smart Person: Calm yourself, you're vaccinated and protected, do you seriously not understand how vaccines work?
Smart Person: No, Vaxidiot, autism involves a chemical imbalance in the brain, it is not an injectable disease
Vaxidiot #2: I'M SO SCARED TO CATCH COVID IM GONNA LOCK MYSELF IN THE CLOSET AND CRY
Smart Person: But didn't you get the COVID-19 vaccine?
Vaxidiot #2: Yes but I'M SCARED AHHH
Smart Person: Calm yourself, you're vaccinated and protected, do you seriously not understand how vaccines work?
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx March 17, 2021
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The ideal sister-in-law is one that resides six feet below the ground in a cemetery, right next to the ideal mother-in-law.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 31, 2021
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Dave: Son I want you to go pick three dandelions and bring them back to me, I can't because my back hurts.
Son: No dad, I don't want to.
Dave: oh come on you can't just do it, it's three flowers son.
Son: No, I don't feel like it, do it yourself
Dave: Son, why do you have a stick up your ass? It's such an easy and simple task that you'd already be done with if you didn't argue with me.
Son: No dad, I don't want to.
Dave: oh come on you can't just do it, it's three flowers son.
Son: No, I don't feel like it, do it yourself
Dave: Son, why do you have a stick up your ass? It's such an easy and simple task that you'd already be done with if you didn't argue with me.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020
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An example: Johnny really hates his wife. She's the worst thing that ever happened to him. He wishes she could die. But he doesn't want to go through the divorce process. So Johnny waits for his wife to be at the top of the stairs, and when she is, he lifts her up and tosses her headfirst down the stairs. She passes away. Emergency services show up and she is pronounced dead. No one ever suspects Johnny murdered her, and even if they do, it's impossible to prove it. Johnny gets away with it and marries his mistress.
An example: Johnny really hates his wife. She's the worst thing that ever happened to him. He wishes she could die. But he doesn't want to go through the divorce process. So Johnny waits for his wife to be at the top of the stairs, and when she is, he lifts her up and tosses her headfirst down the stairs. She passes away. Emergency services show up and she is pronounced dead. No one ever suspects Johnny murdered her, and even if they do, it's impossible to prove it. Johnny gets away with it and marries his mistress.
Because of these "faked accidents", murder rates are higher than officially counted. Countless people get away with murder and other crimes and they walk among us, completely unsuspected. Drew Peterson, a cop from Illinois, is a great example. He got away with drowning his wife in a bathtub until her body was reexamined 5 years later.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 14, 2020
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The empire basically came to a crashing and chaotic end in 1918 after its ethnic minorities took control of the most of the empire. The empire was then forced to pull out of World War I. In the subsequent peace treaties a year later, it was dismantled, but it had in reality already collapsed.
Often, the demise of Austria-Hungary is incorrectly attributed to World War I. The war itself, nor the peace treaties really dismantled the empire. The empire was already on the verge of collapse even before the war. The Empire started the war because they knew winning it was their only shot at being strong enough to hold their empire together. The Empire's demise was really because it was ethnically diverse and nationalism grew in those ethnic minorities, who were upset at the Germans and Hungarians dominating the empire.
Often, the demise of Austria-Hungary is incorrectly attributed to World War I. The war itself, nor the peace treaties really dismantled the empire. The empire was already on the verge of collapse even before the war. The Empire started the war because they knew winning it was their only shot at being strong enough to hold their empire together. The Empire's demise was really because it was ethnically diverse and nationalism grew in those ethnic minorities, who were upset at the Germans and Hungarians dominating the empire.
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