cobra

A massive, dark-skinned cock (usually black or latino).

Wow - I sucked an awesome latino cobra this afternoon at the gloryhole in the university library bathroom! Mmm-mmm good!

by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004

mammon

Word usually used to describe ill-gotten gain, but in this case: massive female tits!

Did you see the tits on Laurie? She has some mega mammon goin' on!

by Wordmaster B December 30, 2004

styler

Someone who acts, dresses, or does something in a certain manner such that he seems consciously to be either trying to impress people or else make a statement.

Look at that dude with the big penis pendant around his neck trying to impress the chicks with his manliness. What a fricken styler.

by Wordmaster B January 02, 2005

cockumentum

(1) The build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his cock as he is developing an erection.

(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.

(1) As Lisa was getting naked, I could feel my cockumentum down below - it was only a matter of time before I would be inside her.

(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!

by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004

awesemnity

Another way of saying 'awesomeness'.

The sheer awesemnity of the eclipse was incredible - everything went black!

by Wordmaster B December 29, 2004

spack

The sound that a blast of cum makes when hitting a hard surface, such as a bathroom tile floor.

The spack of that hot guy's load on the bathroom floor startled him.

by Wordmaster B December 28, 2004

pip

(1) A pain in the ass.
(2) A real character.
(3) Someone who tends to be difficult, but still likeable.

(1) Boy that postal worker was rudely sarcastic - a real fucking pip.
(2) That guy over there is being overly friendly to everyone, asking them all sorts of questions, and just being too social in a weird way. Seems like a real pip.
(3) My wife was acting like a real pip last night, but of course, I still love her.

by Wordmaster B January 02, 2005