hazelnut

A tattooed scrotum. Tattoo artwork on a guy's balls.
When I took that stud home that I met at the gloryhole, I was pleasantly surprised that he had a hazelnut of a snake! Pretty fucking hot!
by Wordmaster B January 03, 2005
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cobra

A massive, dark-skinned cock (usually black or latino).
Wow - I sucked an awesome latino cobra this afternoon at the gloryhole in the university library bathroom! Mmm-mmm good!
by Wordmaster B December 28, 2004
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pip

(1) A pain in the ass.
(2) A real character.
(3) Someone who tends to be difficult, but still likeable.
(1) Boy that postal worker was rudely sarcastic - a real fucking pip.
(2) That guy over there is being overly friendly to everyone, asking them all sorts of questions, and just being too social in a weird way. Seems like a real pip.
(3) My wife was acting like a real pip last night, but of course, I still love her.
by Wordmaster B January 03, 2005
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wanker beanie

Jennifer wouldn't let Jack fuck her without wearing a wanker beanie.
by Wordmaster B December 29, 2004
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poodlewanker

(1) A dick as small as a poodle's.

(2) Someone with a dick as small as a poodle's.
This guy I went out on a date with last night had a great personality, but when he showed me his goods, it turned out he had a real poodlewanker. I don't think I'll be dating him again.
by Wordmaster B December 28, 2004
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taking a hyper

Getting mad or super-energetic, or pretending to.
(1) After three months of neglect, I took a hyper and cleaned the entire apartment.

(2) When she insulted me, I took a hyper and whacked her in the ass with my pointing stick.
by Wordmaster B December 28, 2004
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awesemnity

Another way of saying 'awesomeness'.
The sheer awesemnity of the eclipse was incredible - everything went black!
by Wordmaster B December 30, 2004
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