paranoia

A disease that afflicts me and made me think for 3 years of my life that my left leg was longer than my right leg. Every time my phone rings I think it is the FBI. And every time my doorbell rings I think it is a giant purple dinosaurs that eats children.
Person: "William, why are you in the fetal position under your bed?"
Me: "Paranoia."
by William Stephens May 15, 2006
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macgyver

A guy with a mullet who bangs lots of 80's broads and has one of the coolest theme songs ever. On September 14, 1985, God's second son (Jesus' little brother) Macgyver was introduced to the world. He can make a bitch cum with a tooth pick and a stick of chewing gum. His only downside is that he is a pussy bitch who refuses to use guns, in fact in one episode after he finds a gun he hides it in a flower pot. But he redeems himself by turning a coffin into a Jet-Ski (what a bad ass).
Guy 1: "What did you do last night?"
Guy 2: "I Macgyvered this chick in the ass and then she pooped out white logs, which I used to a snowman that saved the world."
by William Stephens April 22, 2006
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Miss Cleo

A fat Jamaican biotch who excels at poker, the lottery, and forecasting the weather.
"I thought Miss Cleo was the smartest person in the world, but then I remembered that not only was she fat but she was also black. If you can't read a book or eat sensibly, then you probably can't tell the future."
by William Stephens April 22, 2006
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nursing home

A place where there are no toilets, becuase everyone craps in their pants. Also, one of the funniest places to set off a fire alarm.
Grandson: "Dad, what's that smell."
Father: "I think grandpa crapped in his pants again."
Grandson: "Let's send him to a nursing home."
Grandpa: "I'm old."
by William Stephens May 15, 2006
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P.S.

1. What part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were elminated.

2. Two letters that are usually followed by the phrase "I hope you die and burn in hell."
Dear Grandma,

Thank you for the wonderful cookies.
P.S. I hope you die and burn in hell.
by William Stephens April 22, 2006
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trailer

A form of house that people live in due to its lack of flammability.
Person: "Hey Bubba, is that your house burning down?"
Bubba: "Nope, my trailer is made of metal and we all know that metal is not flammable."
by William Stephens May 15, 2006
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burt reynolds

The answer to every question on Playstation 2's Jeopardy!. Actually, since you need to answer in the form of a question, every answer is: "Who is Burt Reynolds."
Alex Trebek: "The Capital of South Korea."
Jeopardy! Contestant: "Who is Burt Reynolds?"
by William Stephens April 22, 2006
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