stairs

Wheelchair kryptonite.

Person: "Hey, let's go down these stairs."
Wheelchair Person: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

by William Stephens May 22, 2006

Miss Cleo

A fat Jamaican biotch who excels at poker, the lottery, and forecasting the weather.

"I thought Miss Cleo was the smartest person in the world, but then I remembered that not only was she fat but she was also black. If you can't read a book or eat sensibly, then you probably can't tell the future."

by William Stephens May 22, 2006

trailer

A form of house that people live in due to its lack of flammability.

Person: "Hey Bubba, is that your house burning down?"
Bubba: "Nope, my trailer is made of metal and we all know that metal is not flammable."

by William Stephens May 22, 2006

poker

A very profitable game for psychics.

"Damn, Miss Cleo sure kicked my ass in that poker game."

by William Stephens May 03, 2006

P.S.

1. What part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were elminated.

2. Two letters that are usually followed by the phrase "I hope you die and burn in hell."

Dear Grandma,

Thank you for the wonderful cookies.
P.S. I hope you die and burn in hell.

by William Stephens May 03, 2006

aids

Anally Induced Death Syndrome

Man, he's hot. I'd love to bang him in the ass....... too bad he has AIDS.

by William Stephens May 11, 2006

superman

A technique of drunk urinating which involves using no hands and an adequete amount of precision. It is the leading cause of yellow shoes and slippery bathroom floors. Oh, and don't forget that gay guy that wears tights and has an S on his shirt.

I killed my grandma due to negligent supermanning.

by William Stephens May 03, 2006