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Dexter Morgan

Widely considered as a sociopath or messed up obsessed psychopath who is obsessed with cooking red meat beefs. He turns into a monster(he calls his killer instincs as dark passenger) after experiencing his mother's brutal execution with chainsaw made by drug dealers in a container. In my opinion Dexter's last season was full of disappointment and his behaviors on last season were against the nature and definiton of a psychopath. So my personal opinion is he is a pure sociopath. BTW His son is a real pimp. Except from the last season, it's totally a masterpiece and you should read the book of show.

Jacob: I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask not just me.
Mark: Patrick Bateman?
Jacob: lol, Dexter Morgan.
Mark: Difference?
Jacob: At least he does not slay innocent ladies.
Mark: Lol, 'innocent ladies'
Jacob: Shh, don't give spoilers.

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

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Steins Gate

If you ever heard Netflix Dark tv series, it's basically the same thing but without incest.

Whereas they are high quality shows with master degree level astophysics and natural science, philosophy infos.

Karen: Noah is my mother and father also son? What the fuck is that? How can someone be mother of herself? I memorized all family tree of Dark but still I can't figure out!
Daniel: Then watch Steins Gate.

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

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DOTA 2

Hardcore and adult version of League of Legends.

LOL player who is max 13yo: I need my Yasuo HASAGI to get pentakill. I am a fucking legend and high elo player of EU West. So who is Yasuo on DOTA 2?
Experienced Dota player: Lock Invoker.
LOL player who is max 13 yo: Wuut?? what the hell is that?

while in game...
LOL player who is max 13yo: ohhh someone froze the screen am I DDOSed?

and i can't play that asshole Vladimir. How many skills does he have faggot? I need to log off fuck you all!
A few moments later...
Wait the game started again!!!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO EXPLODE NEXUS wait I LOST MY WHOLE MONEY I AM GOING TO PUNCH MY SCREEN CYKA BLYAT

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

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America on Japanese Animes

The sterotype of actual scapegoat. Usually males are drawn as hairy blonde guys. When USA is mentioned (they call it as America not USA) it is always defined as villain.

A random anime girl: America! UHHHHHHHH DEMEE KEISHATSUUU SENPAI CATCH AMERIIKAANII SPIES ON MY ANIME!
Western boi: What USA there is not any spies on your Shoujo Yuri Anime.
USA weeb: YAYY! I HATE MY COUNTRY I am going to defeat America on Japanese Animes with my special genjutsu.

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

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Briar

She is always hungry for flesh and blood. But still not an obese like Tahm Kench. She actually has complex gameplay with super life stealing abilities but easily adoptable. Nearly all ranked games on platin-emerald league ban her. Her R is annoying as f but you can hear her voice before raping your tiny ass.

Briar:Look I am human!

Shaco: Turn behind (evil smile and laugh)
Briar: Yamete Kudasai Senpai!

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

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Roblox

The reason of autism among teens. Mostly 9-13 years olds join roleplay games of roblox. Others just autoclick eggs to hatch rare pets. Some kiddies play escape and horror games.
How do I know? Because I am Roblox addict.

Toddler: I have purchased 1000000000 robux from my mom's credit card. I don't know what to do now! But who cares? I am able to buy all super rare secret pets from hardcore mode of pet simulator of roblox!

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023