WeebLawStudent's definitions

America on Japanese Animes

The sterotype of actual scapegoat. Usually males are drawn as hairy blonde guys. When USA is mentioned (they call it as America not USA) it is always defined as villain.

A random anime girl: America! UHHHHHHHH DEMEE KEISHATSUUU SENPAI CATCH AMERIIKAANII SPIES ON MY ANIME!
Western boi: What USA there is not any spies on your Shoujo Yuri Anime.
USA weeb: YAYY! I HATE MY COUNTRY I am going to defeat America on Japanese Animes with my special genjutsu.

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

DOTA 2

Hardcore and adult version of League of Legends.

LOL player who is max 13yo: I need my Yasuo HASAGI to get pentakill. I am a fucking legend and high elo player of EU West. So who is Yasuo on DOTA 2?
Experienced Dota player: Lock Invoker.
LOL player who is max 13 yo: Wuut?? what the hell is that?

while in game...
LOL player who is max 13yo: ohhh someone froze the screen am I DDOSed?

and i can't play that asshole Vladimir. How many skills does he have faggot? I need to log off fuck you all!
A few moments later...
Wait the game started again!!!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO EXPLODE NEXUS wait I LOST MY WHOLE MONEY I AM GOING TO PUNCH MY SCREEN CYKA BLYAT

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

iCloud

The most secure place for your backups. Legends say even FBI can't reach your end to end encrypted informations. But if you disable backup section, within 180 days your all backup will be deleted. Also in each devices you are limited to make two backups, each new backup deletes the oldest one which makes no fucking sense. But your photos, notes and other stuffs on iCloud website is not deleted. Apple does good job but deficit. You can purchase more GB for more places on iCloud, it's cheap don't worry.

Apple user: I saved my nudes on iCloud, they are safe.

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

Kurosaki Ichigo

The guy who is part of all races. Like every shounen anime he gets instant buffs. Also He has a stupid talentless girlfriend.

Kurosaki Ichigo: Hello I am number one! I should add that I am a shinigami, an arrancar, a quincy, human, hollow. Oh don't forget I have two fathers. I am the GOD HIMSELF BWHAHAHAHAHA. Aizen Sosuke you can't even reach my soul level. Zangetsu Ossan please don't hit me! Yamete Kudasai Orihime chan!

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

saddest anime soundtracks

My fav list:
Re Zero, Requiem of Silence
Shiki, Epitaph
Naruto, Hokage's Funreal
Zankyou no Terror, Dare ka Umi Wo
Owari No Seraph, Scapegoat
Elfen Lied, Lilium
Ergo Proxy, Paranoid Android
The Promised Neverland, Isabella Mama Mandolin
Tokyo Ghoul, Unravel
Bokurano, OP Uninstall by Chiaki Ishikawa

Ghost In the Shell, Inner Universe by Yoko Kanno

John: Why are you crying to made up unreal animations?
Sarah: Shut up I am on my period and I need to listen saddest anime soundtracks from my playlist.

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on!

It's brotherly love guy. No no we are not gays.

Mikaela: I want your period blood. You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on! I have always been your friend!

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

Dexter Morgan

Widely considered as a sociopath or messed up obsessed psychopath who is obsessed with cooking red meat beefs. He turns into a monster(he calls his killer instincs as dark passenger) after experiencing his mother's brutal execution with chainsaw made by drug dealers in a container. In my opinion Dexter's last season was full of disappointment and his behaviors on last season were against the nature and definiton of a psychopath. So my personal opinion is he is a pure sociopath. BTW His son is a real pimp. Except from the last season, it's totally a masterpiece and you should read the book of show.

Jacob: I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask not just me.
Mark: Patrick Bateman?
Jacob: lol, Dexter Morgan.
Mark: Difference?
Jacob: At least he does not slay innocent ladies.
Mark: Lol, 'innocent ladies'
Jacob: Shh, don't give spoilers.

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023