Wanker's definitions

Cimbom

Nickname for the Turkish soccer club Galatasaray.

Cimbom scored three goals last night against Fenerbahce.

by wanker November 28, 2004

Zatoichi

A character in a series of Japanese films about a blind traveling swordsman.

Zatoichi killed that guy with his sword.

by wanker November 28, 2004

shudo

The Japanese practice of "manly love," or homosexuality.

All the samurai got together in the castle and practiced shudo with each other

by wanker November 28, 2004

self-oral

The highly prized act of self-fellatio. Only performed by 0.000001% of the male species. Never seen, as performers never leave their place of residence.

I took Yoga lessons for 10 years, just to learn self-oral.

by Wanker February 10, 2003

smack'a'roni

the same as monney, cash, rupies, chiefs, SMACKS!!

gay1: What do you take for a night bitach!?
gay2: Me love you long time for 100 smack'a'ronies

by wanker February 20, 2003

PETCH

powerful erections teach children how!
Police enjoy the child hunt!

You big sick petch

by wanker April 27, 2003

dox

A collection of scat memorabilia.

ie. to be one dirty cunt

by wanker June 2, 2003