Wanker's definitions

uberlicious

so uber it makes me want to shit myself

i am going to shit myself

by wanker November 4, 2003

2-pac

a tight rapper

asscock, you like to fondle with men's nuts

by wanker November 4, 2003

warden

fat old bitch lady who walks around and says "go to the LGRRRR"

fuck the warden is here. i can't do any good shit

by wanker September 18, 2003

clorisa

sexiest person on the face of the earth

by Wanker October 7, 2003

wank

1.British for msturbation.
2.An insult to do with wanking (see above).
3.something shit.

1. God, I need a wank.
2.Yanks are such wankers
3.That film was wank.

by Wanker May 13, 2005

Max Hardcore

A guy who wears shorts, a polo shirt and a cowboy hat.

Check it out, that guy is Max Hardcore!!

by wanker January 7, 2005

Chocoball Mukai

Japanese porn actor and professional wrestler, so named for his dark brown scrotum.

Chocoball Mukai was arrested again for lewd conduct.

by wanker November 28, 2004