Wanker's definitions

Max Hardcore

A guy who wears shorts, a polo shirt and a cowboy hat.

Check it out, that guy is Max Hardcore!!

by wanker January 7, 2005

uberlicious

so uber it makes me want to shit myself

i am going to shit myself

by wanker November 4, 2003

self-oral

The highly prized act of self-fellatio. Only performed by 0.000001% of the male species. Never seen, as performers never leave their place of residence.

I took Yoga lessons for 10 years, just to learn self-oral.

by Wanker February 10, 2003

Zatoichi

A character in a series of Japanese films about a blind traveling swordsman.

Zatoichi killed that guy with his sword.

by wanker November 28, 2004

shudo

The Japanese practice of "manly love," or homosexuality.

All the samurai got together in the castle and practiced shudo with each other

by wanker November 28, 2004

wank

1.British for msturbation.
2.An insult to do with wanking (see above).
3.something shit.

1. God, I need a wank.
2.Yanks are such wankers
3.That film was wank.

by Wanker May 13, 2005

dox

A collection of scat memorabilia.

ie. to be one dirty cunt

by wanker June 2, 2003