Definitions by Wanker

wank 

1.British for msturbation.
2.An insult to do with wanking (see above).
3.something shit.

1. God, I need a wank.
2.Yanks are such wankers
3.That film was wank.

wank by Wanker May 13, 2005

Max Hardcore 

A guy who wears shorts, a polo shirt and a cowboy hat.

Check it out, that guy is Max Hardcore!!

Max Hardcore by wanker January 7, 2005

Chocoball Mukai 

Japanese porn actor and professional wrestler, so named for his dark brown scrotum.

Chocoball Mukai was arrested again for lewd conduct.

Chocoball Mukai by wanker November 28, 2004

Cimbom

Nickname for the Turkish soccer club Galatasaray.

Cimbom scored three goals last night against Fenerbahce.

Cimbom by wanker November 28, 2004

Zatoichi 

A character in a series of Japanese films about a blind traveling swordsman.

Zatoichi killed that guy with his sword.

Zatoichi by wanker November 28, 2004

shudo 

The Japanese practice of "manly love," or homosexuality.

All the samurai got together in the castle and practiced shudo with each other

shudo by wanker November 28, 2004

uberlicious 

so uber it makes me want to shit myself

i am going to shit myself

uberlicious by wanker November 4, 2003