Valerie's definitions

road rules

Reality telivision show on MTv, a group of six people who travel in a small RV, go on "missions" to gain money or some other prize, fail two and someone gets sent home.

Or, just common sense rules of the road

Dude, I was just watching Road Rules, That mission was insane! I cant beleive they were burried alive!

by valerie July 30, 2003

ozzy osbourne

often miunderstood, misquoted and very often used as a scapegoat for bad parenting. This guy is a hard working family man who loves the ones closest to him, being either his family friends, or fans. Extremly grateful to all that have supported him through the years. FORGET THE FUCKIN BAT!!!!

He thanks and blesses his fans. LOVES his family. Defends himself regularly.

by Valerie January 22, 2004

akarsh

usually a devine being - God!
But when in human form - a pleasant gentleman, innocent to the vile ways of mankind!

he is soo good... he has to be a Akarsh

by valerie February 26, 2005

dreamshards

The peices or parts of images, ideas, emotions, and sensations that unfolded in a fantasy world while exhibiting certain stages of sleep.

Her dreamshards were woven from years past.

by Valerie June 17, 2004

Scrotesque

1. Having the unpleasant qualities of the scrotum, including the wrinkliness and flaccid squashiness thereto attributed.
2. Appearing to have the odor of an unwashed nut-sac.

Oh duuuude, that old man leering at you is scrotesque!

by Valerie February 3, 2005

poole palace

A popular dance where you bend your knees and rock your hips. It blew up along with the popular 'lean wit it rock wit it' and goes along with a song named 'DO IT' by an artist named bhi.
It is also a club in ATLANTA which the dance was originated.

"bend ya knees, rock ya hips, do the poole palace"

by VALERiE May 17, 2006

Republican

1. One who is selfish.
2. One who is hypocritical.
3. One who is apathetic.
4. One who discriminates.
5. Bible thumper.
6. One who is intolerant.
7. One who is Christian.
8. One who does not care about anything that does not effect oneself. See apathetic. See selfish
9. One who is against equal human rights. See gay marriage
10. One who is against women's rights. See abortion.

"Who is that person with their head in the sand? Oh, it's a Republican."

by Valerie December 5, 2004