spanks

What naughty girls give instead of kisses.
by urban pervert March 15, 2003
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succubus

A mythical demoness from ancient Scottish legends.
A very attractive female demon who craves sex and must have lots of it because she uses the cum to provide energy for her life-force.

The word "succubus" is derived from the Latin word "succuba", which means prostitute or slut.
She fucked me so good last night, I wonder if she really is a succubus. :^D
by urban pervert February 26, 2003
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vaginal fluid

Fluid that flows like honey from a woman's vagina when she's horny.
Sarah's vaginal fluid tasted like fresh sardines.
by urban pervert June 09, 2003
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PMS

Pre-Menstrual Syndrome

The woman's "time of the month" when her uterus sheds its lining because her monthly egg isn't fertilized and dies.

The worst time to be around a woman, because she becomes an irrational psycho bitch which froths at the mouth with rage and seeks to destroy anything which stands in her way.
I'd rather be in Hell than to be around a womsn with PMS.
by urban pervert March 03, 2003
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labia

The lips of the vagina. Frequently these are what create the famous camel toe when they press into a woman's underwear or bikini
At the beach I met a young lady who had the most beautiful labia I have ever seen.
by urban pervert June 17, 2003
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pop the cherry

To break the hymen, or skin barrier covering a woman's vagina, typically with a pointed object such as the penis.
She bled for hours after he popped the cherry with his needle.
by urban pervert April 21, 2003
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barmaid

A hot female who works at any place where beer is served. Usually has very big and juicy breasts.
The barmaid 's tits were so warm and soft that I busted a huge load on her chest minutes after sticking my dick between them.
by urban pervert September 28, 2003
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