Urban pervert's definitions

COMEY

Back stabber.

"Hey dude better not comey me".

by Urban pervert November 21, 2016

Mistress

Spare pussy to have when your wife or girlfriend is either on the rag or just not in the mood to straddle the cock. Traditionally a popular stress reliever in France, which might explain why they rarely wage wars these days.

After my wife tried the old "I have a headache" tactic for avoiding sex, I hopped over to the other side of town where my mistress gladly spread her legs for me.

by urban pervert October 31, 2003

naughty schoolgirl

An 18 or 19 year old girl, typically of high school or college age, who is also a part time prostitute. Typically looks hot when she is sucking and/or fucking with her miniskirt on.

I just checked out this Asian schoolgirl site, and that was the best five hours I've had this week. I never knew some ladies could straddle cock with as much grace and flexibility as those naughty schoolgirls.

by urban pervert November 18, 2003

milcest

When two people from different branches of the military hook up.

Ryan and Diane are a milcest couple.

by Urban pervert May 5, 2018

push up

What you do when you are on top of a woman. A very relaxing excercise indeed.

I did some pushups on Suzanne and she enjoyed the workout too.

by urban pervert August 21, 2003

naughty

An adjective that describes a bad girl who needs to be punished (usually by fucking her), or a lady who wears tight, revealing clothing. Can also apply to a female who is into bondage.

The naughty demoness wore nothing but leather and lace during her reign of terror. But at least she was a hot babe.

by urban pervert August 26, 2003

barmaid

A hot female who works at any place where beer is served. Usually has very big and juicy breasts.

The barmaid 's tits were so warm and soft that I busted a huge load on her chest minutes after sticking my dick between them.

by urban pervert September 28, 2003