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succubus

A mythical demoness from ancient Scottish legends.
A very attractive female demon who craves sex and must have lots of it because she uses the cum to provide energy for her life-force.

The word "succubus" is derived from the Latin word "succuba", which means prostitute or slut.
She fucked me so good last night, I wonder if she really is a succubus. :^D
by urban pervert February 26, 2003
mugGet the succubusmug.

spanks

What naughty girls give instead of kisses.
by urban pervert March 15, 2003
mugGet the spanksmug.

PMS

Pre-Menstrual Syndrome

The woman's "time of the month" when her uterus sheds its lining because her monthly egg isn't fertilized and dies.

The worst time to be around a woman, because she becomes an irrational psycho bitch which froths at the mouth with rage and seeks to destroy anything which stands in her way.
I'd rather be in Hell than to be around a womsn with PMS.
by urban pervert March 3, 2003
mugGet the PMSmug.

vaginal fluid

Fluid that flows like honey from a woman's vagina when she's horny.
Sarah's vaginal fluid tasted like fresh sardines.
by urban pervert June 9, 2003
mugGet the vaginal fluidmug.

labia

The lips of the vagina. Frequently these are what create the famous camel toe when they press into a woman's underwear or bikini
At the beach I met a young lady who had the most beautiful labia I have ever seen.
by urban pervert June 17, 2003
mugGet the labiamug.

Blonde Pie

The best pie you'll ever eat.
by urban pervert March 18, 2003
mugGet the Blonde Piemug.

naughty schoolgirl

An 18 or 19 year old girl, typically of high school or college age, who is also a part time prostitute. Typically looks hot when she is sucking and/or fucking with her miniskirt on.
I just checked out this Asian schoolgirl site, and that was the best five hours I've had this week. I never knew some ladies could straddle cock with as much grace and flexibility as those naughty schoolgirls.
by urban pervert November 18, 2003
mugGet the naughty schoolgirlmug.

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