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Pastiche

Pastiche: the stain resulting from the combination of sperm and blood from a woman's period!

Quick, turn over the couch cushion, we have to hide the pastiche from my parents!

by Unknown July 24, 2003

H.L.A

Hot Lesbian Action

"Did you see that H.L.A in Penthouse"

by unknown May 27, 2003

Kasmapalities

100% pure raw, unadulterated, uncut ownage.
Kasmapalities is like being a teacher while boxing, rapping, worker part time at a community center playing basketball with bad kids, while making a super nintendo rpg on the side maintaining two websites and having one of the finest girls in the city, whos parents are racists. Kasmapalities is like being on an album that your whole school knew about, man kasmapalities is, man its just ownage.

"Man my day was so kasmapalities."

"Man when I grow up, I hope to be like Kasmapalities"

by unknown June 11, 2006

Laurhenz Attraction

This is when a male is attracted to a female because she has a "motherly" quality to her. The Oedipus Complex is shown through this attraction

I was sick last week and Samantha came over and brought me some chicken soup. I have a Laurhenz Attraction to her.

by unknown February 5, 2004

16 will get you 20

A girl that is too young, not neccasarily 16, but will get u about 20 years in jail if u mess around with her.

by unknown July 19, 2003

etc.

used when you want to continue a list, but cant think of any more additions

you are stupid, annoying, etc.

by unknown October 10, 2003

Volknine

(v.) To lurk very closely behind someone you know in an uncomfortable way, usually leaning on them slightly and looking in the other direction; pretending you don't see them and waiting for them to notice you and greet you. Usually but not always done to the opposite sex.

Named for a possibly apocryphal figure, Mr. Volkinine, known to behave this way.

'Wait don't leave yet, I'm totally being Volknined right now."

"Man, look at that guy Volknining your girlfriend."

by unknown April 18, 2005