humerusectomy

{hyoo-mer-uhs-ek-tuh-mee}

noun, plural-mies. Surgery.

the operation of excising or removing one's funny bone, humerus, and/or ulnar nerve.

Joe: With the oil continue to spill into the Gulf of Mexico, the only company making a profit is the one company that runs Chicken of the Sea cannery.

Jane: How's that?

Joe: The tuna is already packed in oil when they fish em out of the ocean.

Jane: (((groan))) What a bad joke... ((sigh)).

Jack: How dare you joke?! Blah blah blah!! Overfishing... blah blah blah ... disaster of the century ... blah blah blah....

Jane: Jeeze Louise. It was a joke. A bad one at that.

Jack: Blah blah blah! Blah blah blah blah blah blah! Corporate responsibility ... blah blah blah... we need a violent revolution!! Blah blah blah!

Jane: It's just a bad j....

Joe: Nevermind him. He got his humerusectomy last election when Nader didn't win the presidency.

Jane: Did he ever have a sense of humor?

Joe: Probably not.

by Tsarstepan October 21, 2014

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habbledabble

hab-b(ə)l dab-b(ə)l
NOUN
An interjection, a declaration of war, or a verbal missile fired at ones enemy/competitive rival to make them break their stoic sensibility, make them chuckle, giggle, and/or laugh out loud and lose a point in a "No Laughing Challenge."

VERB
The act of interjecting, declaring war, or firing a verbal missile ones enemy/competitive rival to make them break their stoic sensibility, make them chuckle, giggle, and/or laugh out loud and lose a point in a "No Laughing Challenge."

Jacob launched an unexpected and devastating habbledabble against Nathan simply by inventing... or is it birthing ... or discovering the word habbledabble. Made Nathan snort out loud. Give one point to Jacob.

by Tsarstepan August 22, 2017

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White Muscovite

{noun}

a cocktail of vodka, cream or milk, and Starbucks cream liquor.

I've devised a bastardized White Russian. Milk, vodka, and Starbucks Cream liquor. Served chilled of course. I call it a White Muscovite.

by Tsarstepan December 22, 2012

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Trumpian

{truhmp-ee-uh n} When an uneducated/undereducated opinion or baseless rumor is repeated enough over time that it become believed by a certain population set to be fact.

Donald Trump's dangerously racist obsession with President Barack Obama's citizenship status was wildly yet appropriately trumpian.

by Tsarstepan September 22, 2016

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crime against caffeinity

{krahym uh-genst kaf-ee-in--i-tee}

noun

1. a crime or series of crimes that involves caffeinated-beverage drinkers that expose themselves to crappy coffee, tea, soda, energy drinks, etc..., directed against individuals or large groups of people.

2. An undrinkable atrocity (coffee or tea related beverage that is too bitter, burnt, overly or insufficiently sweet, etc... ) that is directed especially against an individual or entire population or part of a population with crappy coffee grounds and without regard to individual guilt or responsibility even on such nasty coffee grounds.

Setting: End of blind date.

Bedford-Stuy Byron invites his date Flavia Flatbush to his apartment for some 'Coffee and chill.'

Flavia: Okay. What kind of coffee will you serve me? (flirty winky face)

Bedford-Stuy: Ummmmm.... Didn't think you'd accept. Will Sanka or Taster's Choice do?

Flavia (hate, anger, and disdain flash in her soul and eyes): YOU MONSTER! (knees Bedford-Stuy in the groin, crippling him to the ground). You heinous monster! Why would you serve anyone such crime against caffeinity?! (sobs and runs away as fast as her feet carry her to the nearest Williamsburg L train stop).

End scene.

by Tsarstepan April 26, 2017

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