Definitions by Tsarstepan
crime against caffeinity
{krahym uh-genst kaf-ee-in--i-tee}
noun
1. a crime or series of crimes that involves caffeinated-beverage drinkers that expose themselves to crappy coffee, tea, soda, energy drinks, etc..., directed against individuals or large groups of people.
2. An undrinkable atrocity (coffee or tea related beverage that is too bitter, burnt, overly or insufficiently sweet, etc... ) that is directed especially against an individual or entire population or part of a population with crappy coffee grounds and without regard to individual guilt or responsibility even on such nasty coffee grounds.
noun
1. a crime or series of crimes that involves caffeinated-beverage drinkers that expose themselves to crappy coffee, tea, soda, energy drinks, etc..., directed against individuals or large groups of people.
2. An undrinkable atrocity (coffee or tea related beverage that is too bitter, burnt, overly or insufficiently sweet, etc... ) that is directed especially against an individual or entire population or part of a population with crappy coffee grounds and without regard to individual guilt or responsibility even on such nasty coffee grounds.
Setting: End of blind date.
Bedford-Stuy Byron invites his date Flavia Flatbush to his apartment for some 'Coffee and chill.'
Flavia: Okay. What kind of coffee will you serve me? (flirty winky face)
Bedford-Stuy: Ummmmm.... Didn't think you'd accept. Will Sanka or Taster's Choice do?
Flavia (hate, anger, and disdain flash in her soul and eyes): YOU MONSTER! (knees Bedford-Stuy in the groin, crippling him to the ground). You heinous monster! Why would you serve anyone such crime against caffeinity?! (sobs and runs away as fast as her feet carry her to the nearest Williamsburg L train stop).
End scene.
Bedford-Stuy Byron invites his date Flavia Flatbush to his apartment for some 'Coffee and chill.'
Flavia: Okay. What kind of coffee will you serve me? (flirty winky face)
Bedford-Stuy: Ummmmm.... Didn't think you'd accept. Will Sanka or Taster's Choice do?
Flavia (hate, anger, and disdain flash in her soul and eyes): YOU MONSTER! (knees Bedford-Stuy in the groin, crippling him to the ground). You heinous monster! Why would you serve anyone such crime against caffeinity?! (sobs and runs away as fast as her feet carry her to the nearest Williamsburg L train stop).
End scene.
crime against caffeinity by Tsarstepan April 26, 2017
foodiepocolypse
{foo-dee-poc·a·lypse}
1. pseudonymity, symbolic imagery, and the expectation of an imminent cosmic cataclysm in which Gawd or Dog or god or the powers that be destroys the ruling powers of foodie evil and ultimately the entire world because of some monstrous #Frankesteinian food porn hybrid that was birthed into the world solely to grace #Millenials #Instagram accounts.
2. a great food porn disaster •an Instagram apocalypse
1. pseudonymity, symbolic imagery, and the expectation of an imminent cosmic cataclysm in which Gawd or Dog or god or the powers that be destroys the ruling powers of foodie evil and ultimately the entire world because of some monstrous #Frankesteinian food porn hybrid that was birthed into the world solely to grace #Millenials #Instagram accounts.
2. a great food porn disaster •an Instagram apocalypse
As I took a bite of the spaghetti donut from that unholy pop up restaurant at this year's Smorgasburg, I pondered the 2000+ calorie monster milkshakes that were the fad of this season and knew the foodiepocolypse will be coming soon to wipe the human species off the face of the Earth.
foodiepocolypse by Tsarstepan March 31, 2017
Trumpian
{truhmp-ee-uh n} When an uneducated/undereducated opinion or baseless rumor is repeated enough over time that it become believed by a certain population set to be fact.
Donald Trump's dangerously racist obsession with President Barack Obama's citizenship status was wildly yet appropriately trumpian.
Trumpian by Tsarstepan September 22, 2016
superniche
{soo-per-nich}
noun, adjective, adverb
Slang. very distinct segment of a market; extremely or excessively obscure subgenre
noun, adjective, adverb
Slang. very distinct segment of a market; extremely or excessively obscure subgenre
Filmphile: I'm fascinated about chairs in movies and how filmmakers visually and symbolically them in films.
TV Geek: The Iron Throne in The Game of Thrones is my favorite!
Filmphile: Thrones are outside my purview of expertise! They're too aristocratic for my blood. I'm superniche into modern bourgeois chairs like the abstract seat that Woody Allen tried to sit on Sleeper.
TV Geek: The Iron Throne in The Game of Thrones is my favorite!
Filmphile: Thrones are outside my purview of expertise! They're too aristocratic for my blood. I'm superniche into modern bourgeois chairs like the abstract seat that Woody Allen tried to sit on Sleeper.
superniche by Tsarstepan August 26, 2016
Micist
Micist {mahy-sist)
noun
1. a person who believes in micism, the doctrine that one's own special group is superior or that a particular group of mice is inferior to the others.
adjective
2. of or like micists or micism:
micist policies; micist attitudes.
noun
1. a person who believes in micism, the doctrine that one's own special group is superior or that a particular group of mice is inferior to the others.
adjective
2. of or like micists or micism:
micist policies; micist attitudes.
Scratchy (from Itchy and Scratchy) was a profound micist and thusly any violence perpetrated upon him by Itchy was preemptive self-defense.
Micist by Tsarstepan July 14, 2016
Con-artist
{kon-ahr-tist}
noun, Informal.
1. a special breed of talentless artists who are adept only at performance art rather than painting, drawing, sculpting, singing, playing musical instruments, composing music, textiles and costuming, etc.... You know. Legitimately making works of genuine art.
2. a person adept at swindling thousands (if not millions) of dollars from the academic and art worlds via self-marketing and bullshitting their potential wealthy (and culturally gullible) art patrons.
3. See also media whore.
noun, Informal.
1. a special breed of talentless artists who are adept only at performance art rather than painting, drawing, sculpting, singing, playing musical instruments, composing music, textiles and costuming, etc.... You know. Legitimately making works of genuine art.
2. a person adept at swindling thousands (if not millions) of dollars from the academic and art worlds via self-marketing and bullshitting their potential wealthy (and culturally gullible) art patrons.
3. See also media whore.
Abramović's set up a temporary site installation of her pissing on a golden toilet reading the New York Post for 7 hours a day and getting paid in the six figures by the Koch Brothers? That bit of performance art is crap. Con-artists like here are the worst.
Con-artist by Tsarstepan June 29, 2016
OMFB
abbreviation: Oh my fucking Batman! (used to express surprise, alarm, etc. esp in emails, text messages, etc)
Also, omfb, omb.
Also, omfb, omb.
Jeff Albertson @ComicBookGuy 5s #OMFB Jim Lee and Frank Miller are making cameo appearances on Gotham (2014) as well as The Big Bang Theory (2007)
OMFB by Tsarstepan April 2, 2015