{foo-dee-poc·a·lypse}
1. pseudonymity, symbolic imagery, and the expectation of an imminent cosmic cataclysm in which Gawd or Dog or god or the powers that be destroys the ruling powers of foodie evil and ultimately the entire world because of some monstrous #Frankesteinian food porn hybrid that was birthed into the world solely to grace #Millenials #Instagram accounts.
2. a great food porn disaster •an Instagram apocalypse
1. pseudonymity, symbolic imagery, and the expectation of an imminent cosmic cataclysm in which Gawd or Dog or god or the powers that be destroys the ruling powers of foodie evil and ultimately the entire world because of some monstrous #Frankesteinian food porn hybrid that was birthed into the world solely to grace #Millenials #Instagram accounts.
2. a great food porn disaster •an Instagram apocalypse
As I took a bite of the spaghetti donut from that unholy pop up restaurant at this year's Smorgasburg, I pondered the 2000+ calorie monster milkshakes that were the fad of this season and knew the foodiepocolypse will be coming soon to wipe the human species off the face of the Earth.
by Tsarstepan March 31, 2017