Definitions by Tristan

satchewski 

a giant hudderite with huge ass hands

I hate Jon, he's such a satcheswki!

satchewski by Tristan February 4, 2004

naught 

an ulgy girl. derived from scoring girls out of ten.

-"alright you naught"
-*slap*

naught by TRISTAN January 3, 2004

hoy 

This is a special word that has one proper meaning, it is used to describe bad fortune (eg. said after u see someone fall over or make any kind of mistake) or alternatively, a person who is mal-co-ordinated, or generally unfortunate (every group of friends has one, you know, the one who always gets a football in the nads)

(your mate is walking along and walks into a lampost)- your immediate reaction; HOY!!!!!!!!!!!

hoy by TRISTAN January 3, 2004

5 by 5 

A small one room economy flat.

A tiny home, with small dementions that has everything including a cooking area, living space, and sleeping quarters in the same room. Usually the bathroom has it's own separate room or area that is closed off from the rest of the humble abode.

5 by 5 by Tristan December 21, 2003

fuckle 

Its an exclamation for something really minor. If a pencil broke in half or if you dropped something, you could exclaim "Fuckle". It adds whimsy to an otherwise obscene expression

Upon dropping a quarter:
"Fuckle"

fuckle by Tristan December 6, 2003

zipper 

the thing that gets in the way when ur masterbating in class and the teacher comes around. You usually get ur dick stuck in it and yell oh fuck me

"ur so hot forest. oh yeah oh yeah. damn here comes the teacher. ouch!

zipper by tristan November 26, 2003

Crunkification 

The act of getting crunk, or being so crunk, that you are unable to speak, and must be referred to in the third person because you are unable to think or speak.

Yo, Tyreseus, we need some mad crunkification tonight so's we can fuck dese bitches.

Crunkification by Tristan November 24, 2003