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by tristan February 15, 2004

Mr. Hooper's Class is Growing Kombucha, burn the classroom before it infects the rest of the school.
by Tristan September 10, 2003

the thing that gets in the way when ur masterbating in class and the teacher comes around. You usually get ur dick stuck in it and yell oh fuck me
by tristan November 26, 2003

a metal canister that is placed under the blankets of a bed to make it warm, also used to describe a whore or slut... ect.
by tristan May 13, 2005

Blue Smartie Syndrome (BSS) is caused by ingestion of the additives E128 and E133. Other additives can cause similar effect, though the previous are the most used as examples. These are colours (Red and Blue respectively) found in many sweets and processed foods in varying amounts. They are known to cause hyperactivity in children, which can lead to INAD or hyperactive behaviour. Hence, it is extremely unwise to give smarties to hyperactive children, unless you want to prize them off of next door's TV aerial.
by Tristan March 20, 2005

by Tristan February 4, 2004

A medical condition in which the sufferer loses his or her sense of short term memory for conversation.
This syndrome in known to occur in many different environments, though it has got it's name from the first documented case in a kennels in Studley, Worcestershire.
It has been known to occur in educational establishments as well, notably it occurs with devastating effect in primary school teachers, and teaching assistants.
The condition, which is not confirmed to be viral, bacterial or fungal has evolved a strain which has high contaigousness. It is establishing a hold in Aberystwyth, and looks to be colonising the South East of England. It's spread in the Midlands has been slowed effectively by containment.
Kennel Syndrome has been linked to excessive consumption of blue smarties, peaking in those suffering from blue smartie syndrome and spreads fastest throughout populations with high numbers of INAD sufferers.
A vaccine is being produced, as it is deeply irritating to those who do not suffer it.
This syndrome in known to occur in many different environments, though it has got it's name from the first documented case in a kennels in Studley, Worcestershire.
It has been known to occur in educational establishments as well, notably it occurs with devastating effect in primary school teachers, and teaching assistants.
The condition, which is not confirmed to be viral, bacterial or fungal has evolved a strain which has high contaigousness. It is establishing a hold in Aberystwyth, and looks to be colonising the South East of England. It's spread in the Midlands has been slowed effectively by containment.
Kennel Syndrome has been linked to excessive consumption of blue smarties, peaking in those suffering from blue smartie syndrome and spreads fastest throughout populations with high numbers of INAD sufferers.
A vaccine is being produced, as it is deeply irritating to those who do not suffer it.
10.04, Monday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"No, what did you get her?"
11.15, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"I think you did, but remind me".
11.18, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"Yes, you did. Stop telling me the same stuff over and over! Have you got Kennel Syndrome or something?!".
"No, what did you get her?"
11.15, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"I think you did, but remind me".
11.18, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"Yes, you did. Stop telling me the same stuff over and over! Have you got Kennel Syndrome or something?!".
by Tristan July 24, 2008
