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omfg boom

Person1: did you see that
Person2: OMFG BOOM!
by tristan February 15, 2004
mugGet the omfg boommug.

kombucha

A fungus spawned in the pits of hell, and possessing a smell that would make the poopsmith vomit.
Mr. Hooper's Class is Growing Kombucha, burn the classroom before it infects the rest of the school.
by Tristan September 10, 2003
mugGet the kombuchamug.

zipper

the thing that gets in the way when ur masterbating in class and the teacher comes around. You usually get ur dick stuck in it and yell oh fuck me
"ur so hot forest. oh yeah oh yeah. damn here comes the teacher. ouch!
by tristan November 26, 2003
mugGet the zippermug.

hussy

a metal canister that is placed under the blankets of a bed to make it warm, also used to describe a whore or slut... ect.
that hussy could warm my bed anytime. (haha)
by tristan May 13, 2005
mugGet the hussymug.

Blue Smartie Syndrome

Blue Smartie Syndrome (BSS) is caused by ingestion of the additives E128 and E133. Other additives can cause similar effect, though the previous are the most used as examples. These are colours (Red and Blue respectively) found in many sweets and processed foods in varying amounts. They are known to cause hyperactivity in children, which can lead to INAD or hyperactive behaviour. Hence, it is extremely unwise to give smarties to hyperactive children, unless you want to prize them off of next door's TV aerial.
"What? Two BOXES? That's enough sugar for them to have a high of several hours!"
by Tristan March 20, 2005
mugGet the Blue Smartie Syndromemug.

satchewski

I hate Jon, he's such a satcheswki!
by Tristan February 4, 2004
mugGet the satchewskimug.

Kennel Syndrome

A medical condition in which the sufferer loses his or her sense of short term memory for conversation.
This syndrome in known to occur in many different environments, though it has got it's name from the first documented case in a kennels in Studley, Worcestershire.
It has been known to occur in educational establishments as well, notably it occurs with devastating effect in primary school teachers, and teaching assistants.
The condition, which is not confirmed to be viral, bacterial or fungal has evolved a strain which has high contaigousness. It is establishing a hold in Aberystwyth, and looks to be colonising the South East of England. It's spread in the Midlands has been slowed effectively by containment.

Kennel Syndrome has been linked to excessive consumption of blue smarties, peaking in those suffering from blue smartie syndrome and spreads fastest throughout populations with high numbers of INAD sufferers.

A vaccine is being produced, as it is deeply irritating to those who do not suffer it.
10.04, Monday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"No, what did you get her?"

11.15, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"I think you did, but remind me".

11.18, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"Yes, you did. Stop telling me the same stuff over and over! Have you got Kennel Syndrome or something?!".
by Tristan July 24, 2008
mugGet the Kennel Syndromemug.

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