Tristan's definitions

town shit

meaning something is "of the town" , also another way of saying clownin, (originating in norcal) (but if u wanna get the best definition u should ask the master of town shit, kyan, himself)

hittin tha hookah bar in el cerrito, thats town shit. i ain't tryin to go to yur wack party.... ahh man thats town shit

by Tristan January 25, 2005

Jeezits

(n) Holy Communion Stolen From The Minister To Be Taken Home And Have Milk Be Added And To Be Eaten Like Cereal

Dane Cook Used This In His "Church" Stand Up Act

HOLY SHIT! HE'S STEALING THE JEEZITS!

Hey! Jeezits Are Two For Two Dollars, whOa!

by Tristan January 24, 2005

jip

To skip a class on school.

Dude, yesterday, i was like, damn i dont feel so good, so i jipped English.

by Tristan December 25, 2004

Dude

Dood n.

Old West, circa 1870s term for east coast, tarted up yanks gone west, to either get dirty up to their arse or get killed, while pursuing some futile gold rush.

Where the fuck did the DUDE get killed?
At the fucking creek, where the DUDE went down on one hell of a mother fucking gold strike to fucking hell, the fucking cocksucker.

by Tristan December 21, 2004

Sharkapult

A catapult that doesn't use rocks, but hungry sharks for ammunition.

the sharkapult is one of the 21st centuries most deadly weapon.

by tristan December 14, 2004

Shiroi Okami

a name given to complete and utter psychopaths with angry or violent tendancies. literal translation is white wolf.

somtimes we call lane shiroi okami because of his violent behavior.

by tristan December 13, 2004

biolotician

A person engaged in the study of biology

Boofhead is a biolotician

by tristan October 25, 2004