zipper

the thing that gets in the way when ur masterbating in class and the teacher comes around. You usually get ur dick stuck in it and yell oh fuck me

"ur so hot forest. oh yeah oh yeah. damn here comes the teacher. ouch!

by tristan November 27, 2003

RiceNigger

A person of oriental racial backround.

A RiceNigger moved into my neighbourhood.

by Tristan June 06, 2004

Jeezits

(n) Holy Communion Stolen From The Minister To Be Taken Home And Have Milk Be Added And To Be Eaten Like Cereal

Dane Cook Used This In His "Church" Stand Up Act

HOLY SHIT! HE'S STEALING THE JEEZITS!

Hey! Jeezits Are Two For Two Dollars, whOa!

by Tristan January 24, 2005

207

The baddest of all bad ass gangs.
--> Represent...

Those 207 boys just fucked me up for my wicked new cell-phone, DANG!!

by tristan May 04, 2004

Dude

Dood n.

Old West, circa 1870s term for east coast, tarted up yanks gone west, to either get dirty up to their arse or get killed, while pursuing some futile gold rush.

Where the fuck did the DUDE get killed?
At the fucking creek, where the DUDE went down on one hell of a mother fucking gold strike to fucking hell, the fucking cocksucker.

by Tristan December 22, 2004

Jesus murphy

A character in "The Heretic," a one-man show by Christian Conner.

"Jesus Murphy, evangelical atheist"
-"The Heretic" by Christian O'Conner

by Tristan October 22, 2003

Crunkification

The act of getting crunk, or being so crunk, that you are unable to speak, and must be referred to in the third person because you are unable to think or speak.

Yo, Tyreseus, we need some mad crunkification tonight so's we can fuck dese bitches.

by Tristan November 25, 2003