Jesus murphy

A character in "The Heretic," a one-man show by Christian Conner.

"Jesus Murphy, evangelical atheist"
-"The Heretic" by Christian O'Conner

by Tristan October 22, 2003

Crunkification

The act of getting crunk, or being so crunk, that you are unable to speak, and must be referred to in the third person because you are unable to think or speak.

Yo, Tyreseus, we need some mad crunkification tonight so's we can fuck dese bitches.

by Tristan November 25, 2003

choos

to 'choose' something slightly more carelessly then regular choosing. (eh, it made the dictionary bish!)

i choo choo choos u.

by tristan February 26, 2004

Alchoholic

see: Jesus

yo man you got a problem, you're an alchoholic

by Tristan June 06, 2004

jip

To skip a class on school.

Dude, yesterday, i was like, damn i dont feel so good, so i jipped English.

by Tristan December 25, 2004

RedSunEternal

An egotistical person who likes Redwall.

RedSunEternal is an egotistical person who likes Redwall

by Tristan October 17, 2003

Ah tan

discipline master hu seems to strike fear in the hearts of students in Serangoon Garden.

various forms of torturous punishments like apolo turn, and the cock steaming cane. (where he wld let the guys watch porn and when it is straight, he wld whack it so hard u wish u nv had a dick)

"I have a prefect hu live in Jurong and he is never late for school!"

"George come here! Do the appolo turn now!"

by Tristan April 26, 2005