Alchoholic

see: Jesus

yo man you got a problem, you're an alchoholic

by Tristan June 06, 2004

207

The baddest of all bad ass gangs.
--> Represent...

Those 207 boys just fucked me up for my wicked new cell-phone, DANG!!

by tristan May 03, 2004

hater

ignorant jealous person that is envious of others; see tristan

'tristan is a fuckin hater, kid'

by tristan July 11, 2004

5 by 5

A small one room economy flat.

A tiny home, with small dementions that has everything including a cooking area, living space, and sleeping quarters in the same room. Usually the bathroom has it's own separate room or area that is closed off from the rest of the humble abode.

by Tristan December 21, 2003

Jeezits

(n) Holy Communion Stolen From The Minister To Be Taken Home And Have Milk Be Added And To Be Eaten Like Cereal

Dane Cook Used This In His "Church" Stand Up Act

HOLY SHIT! HE'S STEALING THE JEEZITS!

Hey! Jeezits Are Two For Two Dollars, whOa!

by Tristan January 24, 2005

biolotician

A person engaged in the study of biology

Boofhead is a biolotician

by tristan October 25, 2004

zipper

the thing that gets in the way when ur masterbating in class and the teacher comes around. You usually get ur dick stuck in it and yell oh fuck me

"ur so hot forest. oh yeah oh yeah. damn here comes the teacher. ouch!

by tristan November 26, 2003