Crunkification

The act of getting crunk, or being so crunk, that you are unable to speak, and must be referred to in the third person because you are unable to think or speak.

Yo, Tyreseus, we need some mad crunkification tonight so's we can fuck dese bitches.

by Tristan November 24, 2003

misn

an interval of time shorter than a minute but longer than a second.

i've been waiting for misns!

by tristan February 27, 2004

Sharkapult

A catapult that doesn't use rocks, but hungry sharks for ammunition.

the sharkapult is one of the 21st centuries most deadly weapon.

by tristan December 14, 2004

Jesus murphy

A character in "The Heretic," a one-man show by Christian Conner.

"Jesus Murphy, evangelical atheist"
-"The Heretic" by Christian O'Conner

by Tristan October 22, 2003