16 definitions by Tom Zappacosta
by Tom Zappacosta September 22, 2003
n. - result of a homoerotic act where one partner ejaculates on the other's face and hair, causing the hair to hair to stick up and back much in the profile of Dagwood Bumstead of the popular syndicated comic "Blondie."
After having Mervin over for the night, Rich called in sick to work, afraid his Dagwood would expose his sexuality.
by Tom Zappacosta September 27, 2003
n. - the human deceased state shortly after death in which the rigid yet soft, pinkish disposition resembles a hot dog.
by Tom Zappacosta September 30, 2003
n. (slang) - 1 (PC). A homosexual person. Works best if homosexual person's initials are "JJS" to begin with (hence John, Jacob etc.). 2 (Un-PC). A fucking faggot.
by Tom Zappacosta September 29, 2003
by Tom Zappacosta May 18, 2004
adj. - describing any person, place or thing contributing to pleasurable and vigorous masturbatory experience.
by Tom Zappacosta September 27, 2003
While her white box was visually unnerving to begin with, Leonard overcame his fear by pretending he was fucking a white tiger.
by Tom Zappacosta October 08, 2003

