15 definitions by Tom Zappacosta

Eeyorish

adj. (slang) - in reference to one's sexual performance whereby one partner feels guilty and goes at it sluggishly and sloppily as if to say "don't worry about me..."

"I don't know about Gary...he was quite Eeyorish last night in the sack...I think he's seeing someone else."

by Tom Zappacosta September 29, 2003

Dagwood

n. - result of a homoerotic act where one partner ejaculates on the other's face and hair, causing the hair to hair to stick up and back much in the profile of Dagwood Bumstead of the popular syndicated comic "Blondie."

After having Mervin over for the night, Rich called in sick to work, afraid his Dagwood would expose his sexuality.

by Tom Zappacosta September 28, 2003

bubbly

v., to give oneself a - The act of pleasuring oneself by inserting a champagne bottle into one's vagina or anus.

That bitch was so drunk on New Year's Eve that she gave herself a bubbly for the rest of the office...all of a sudden everyone wanted to open the champagne when the ball dropped!

by Tom Zappacosta September 29, 2003

Updike

v. (slang) - to perform "reverse cowgirl" sex.

I Updiked the shit out of my girlfried last night.

by Tom Zappacosta October 3, 2003

Nescafé

when one farts in another's coffee, replaces the lid and coaxes the victim to drink.

Upon tasting a foul reek in his coffee, Gary discovered he was the victim of a most heinous Nescafé.

by Tom Zappacosta September 22, 2003

whacktacular

adj. - describing any person, place or thing contributing to pleasurable and vigorous masturbatory experience.

I had a whacktacular weekend perusing volumes of electronic and paperback pornography!

by Tom Zappacosta September 28, 2003

Droopy

n. (slang) - 1) a penis that continues to point downward when erect or 2) a penis that starts downward at the base and curves back up when erect

Ken's Droopy really freaked his girlfriend out at first but it hit all the right spots in the end.

by Tom Zappacosta September 29, 2003