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bumstead 

A bumstead is commonly used to describe a persons anal passage. In which numberous little gay fellas would poke around leaving thick white deposits, usually as a sign that the bumstead is the property of that little gay fella.
That is my bumstead look at the white ooze.
bumstead by yesthatsnathan June 19, 2007

Bumstead Binstead 

When you finger someone's asshole and then stick your stink-finger in another person's mouth.
Johnny got an unsuspecting Bumstead Binstead when my girlfriend fed him a piece of gum at the party last night.

Yo Johnny, tell me how my ass tastes!

Chris Bumstead 

The father of all bodybuilders, an absolute babe with the body of a Greek god. Women want him and men want... him also. He is peak male physique and causes all gym bros to orgasm on sight.
Have a you seen Chris Bumstead’s new video?
Of course! It made me fail no nut November
Chris Bumstead by MamaDood42069 November 26, 2021

Chris Bumstead 

Daddy with the god like physique.

Every guy wants to be like him, every girl is paranoid he’ll steal their mans.
“Hey you heard of Bumstead?”
“Oh, you mean Chris Bumstead a.k.a daddy Bumstead? Yea he’s my daddy and I’ll have his children.”
Chris Bumstead by Fitnessslut November 24, 2021

A Hot Bumstead Sandwhich 

When you jerk off onto 2 pieces of toast, then stick it to each side of some ones head, so that there head is inbetween the man juice and 2 pieces of toast!
"AWW man i just gave Jimmy A Hot Bumstead Sandwhich"

bumpstead 

A pot bellied dance teacher who likes to put cigarettes down the drain and say charming
Phil-bumpstead's put it in the drain again
Dan-err no he needs to put the pussy on the chainwax
bumpstead by Philbell123 December 7, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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