Bumstead

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Someone who is unable to get an erection even with the use of viagra.

a: I was with my girlfriend and we had a little problem.

b: What man did you have a bumstead

Bumstead by Dmanreality May 29, 2009

Words you can keep

bumstead

A bumstead is commonly used to describe a persons anal passage. In which numberous little gay fellas would poke around leaving thick white deposits, usually as a sign that the bumstead is the property of that little gay fella.

That is my bumstead look at the white ooze.

bumstead by yesthatsnathan June 19, 2007

Bumstead Binstead

When you finger someone's asshole and then stick your stink-finger in another person's mouth.

Johnny got an unsuspecting Bumstead Binstead when my girlfriend fed him a piece of gum at the party last night.

Yo Johnny, tell me how my ass tastes!

Bumstead Binstead by Cornelius Bumstead Binstead December 29, 2016

Chris Bumstead

The father of all bodybuilders, an absolute babe with the body of a Greek god. Women want him and men want... him also. He is peak male physique and causes all gym bros to orgasm on sight.

Have a you seen Chris Bumstead’s new video?
Of course! It made me fail no nut November

Chris Bumstead by MamaDood42069 November 26, 2021

Chris Bumstead

Daddy with the god like physique.

Every guy wants to be like him, every girl is paranoid he’ll steal their mans.

“Hey you heard of Bumstead?”
“Oh, you mean Chris Bumstead a.k.a daddy Bumstead? Yea he’s my daddy and I’ll have his children.”

Chris Bumstead by Fitnessslut November 24, 2021

A Hot Bumstead Sandwhich

When you jerk off onto 2 pieces of toast, then stick it to each side of some ones head, so that there head is inbetween the man juice and 2 pieces of toast!

"AWW man i just gave Jimmy A Hot Bumstead Sandwhich"

A Hot Bumstead Sandwhich by JimmysGay February 4, 2010

bumpstead

A pot bellied dance teacher who likes to put cigarettes down the drain and say charming

Phil-bumpstead's put it in the drain again
Dan-err no he needs to put the pussy on the chainwax

bumpstead by Philbell123 December 7, 2014

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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