Bumstead 

Someone who is unable to get an erection even with the use of viagra.

a: I was with my girlfriend and we had a little problem.

b: What man did you have a bumstead

Bumstead by Dmanreality May 29, 2009

bumstead 

A bumstead is commonly used to describe a persons anal passage. In which numberous little gay fellas would poke around leaving thick white deposits, usually as a sign that the bumstead is the property of that little gay fella.

That is my bumstead look at the white ooze.

bumstead by yesthatsnathan June 19, 2007

Bumstead Binstead 

When you finger someone's asshole and then stick your stink-finger in another person's mouth.

Johnny got an unsuspecting Bumstead Binstead when my girlfriend fed him a piece of gum at the party last night.

Yo Johnny, tell me how my ass tastes!

Bumstead Binstead by Cornelius Bumstead Binstead December 29, 2016

Chris Bumstead 

The father of all bodybuilders, an absolute babe with the body of a Greek god. Women want him and men want... him also. He is peak male physique and causes all gym bros to orgasm on sight.

Have a you seen Chris Bumstead’s new video?
Of course! It made me fail no nut November

Chris Bumstead by MamaDood42069 November 26, 2021

Chris Bumstead 

Daddy with the god like physique.

Every guy wants to be like him, every girl is paranoid he’ll steal their mans.

“Hey you heard of Bumstead?”
“Oh, you mean Chris Bumstead a.k.a daddy Bumstead? Yea he’s my daddy and I’ll have his children.”

Chris Bumstead by Fitnessslut November 24, 2021

A Hot Bumstead Sandwhich 

When you jerk off onto 2 pieces of toast, then stick it to each side of some ones head, so that there head is inbetween the man juice and 2 pieces of toast!

"AWW man i just gave Jimmy A Hot Bumstead Sandwhich"

A Hot Bumstead Sandwhich by JimmysGay February 4, 2010

bumpstead 

A pot bellied dance teacher who likes to put cigarettes down the drain and say charming

Phil-bumpstead's put it in the drain again
Dan-err no he needs to put the pussy on the chainwax

bumpstead by Philbell123 December 7, 2014